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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:35:32 GMT

Season 2 of Dexter is finally on iTunes!

<a href="SEX. The nice very religious man at that point slid the "invitation" under the door and walked off.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:00:26 GMT

This is the latest picture of my youngest nephew.......Isn't he cute? I love the puppy sniffing his little bare feet!

His name is Ezra and he has the same middle name as my Grandfather, father, and myself. My Sister in law says he looks a lot like my side of the family and I think she is right, he is a spitting image of my Grandfather when he was a toddler.

Bye for Now!

Paris Pictures

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:47:44 GMT

S and I in Paris......I know giving Americans a bad name......

Olivia and I in front of some church????

S and I taking a break.......notice S has a bag of yummy macaroons

Olivia and S at a statue.......damn she looks hot......I mean our host Olivia

Olivia and her husband the French guy who swept her away from Mexico and AZ, moved her to NYC and now to his home city Paris.

Bye for Now!

London and Paris

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:18:25 GMT

We just got back from London and Paris. S and I placed 3rd out of 13 at the competition we attended in London and then flew to Paris to visit some friends. The weather was amazing, sunny and in the mid 40's low 50's. Who would have thought the cherry blossoms in both cities would have started to bloom? I have more to write about and pictures to post so stay tuned.

Bye for Now!

Goober BattyChunks

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:44:30 GMT

THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.

      We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

      Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

      Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,ou need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

      A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

      B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.

      Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you
participated.

        And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as
      Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

      The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants,by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

      So--

      1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

      a = snickle
      b = doombah
      c = goober
      d = cheesy
      e = crusty
      f = greasy
      g = dumbo
      h = farcus
      i = dorky
      j = doofus
      k = funky
      l = boobie
      m = sleezy
      n = sloopy
      o = fluffy
      p = stinky
      q = slimy
      r = dorfus
      s = snooty
      t = tootsie
      u = dipsy
      v = sneezy
      w = liver
      x = skippy
      y = dinky
      z = zippy

      2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

      a = dippin
      b = feather
      c = batty
      d = burger
      e = chicken
      f = barfy
      g = lizard
      h = waffle
      i = farkle
      j = monkey
      k = flippin
      l = fricken
      m = bubble
      n = rhino
      o = potty
      p = hamster
      q = buckle
      r = gizzard
      s = lickin
      t = snickle
      u = chuckle
      v = pickle
      w = hubble
      x = dingle
      y = gorilla
      z = girdle

      3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
      a = butt
      b = boob
      c = face
      d = nose
      e = hump
      f = breath
      g = pants
      h = shorts
      i = lips
      j = honker
      k = head
      l = tush
      m = chunks
      n = dunkin
      o = brains
      p = biscuits
      q = toes
      r = doodle
      s = fanny
      t = sniffer
      u = sprinkles
      v = frack
      w = squirt
      x = humperdinck
      y = hiney
      z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

      Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as
the subject.

      And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day.

Bye for Now!

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:40:16 GMT

I went to the gym during lunch today. I usually don't see the same people or if I do I don't notice because I'm in such a rush. Anyway, for the second time now I've gone into the men's locker room to change and the same guy is in there just out of the shower and getting dressed. I know what some of you are thinking but it isn't that "type" of guy actually I don't think this guy is anybody's "type". Let me explain, in one word I can describe his appearance................CHEWBACCA!

I'll even provide a visual

I'm not joking he is the hairiest man I've ever seen. He isn't obese but not thin, he's healthy and apparently has amazing circulation. The funny thing is he must use a weed wacker around his pecker because his kibble and bits are shaved smooth as a babies ass. There is not a single hair in or around the shaft or ball sack.....not that I'm staring but how can you not notice hair everywhere and than like if god himself granted a hairless package miracle...... poof no hair in the penis and surrounding area. He has a little manicured patch of man fuzz above the rod but that's it. I just think that is a little to obvious, I'm just saying's all.

Bye for Now!

Why Change a Good Thing?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:11:51 GMT

Some of these are really funny I can see why they changed their names........I don't see how adding Ray like your father who's career was in the toilet until you got scooped up by the MOUSE is such a good thing, do you?

US Weekly has reported that teen queen Miley Cyrus legally changed her name to, well, Miley Ray Cyrus. The Hannah Montana star -- who performs at the AAA on Thursday -- was born Destiny Hope Cyrus, but says she's been called Miley since she was a little girl, so why not?

Here are some other celebs who don't go by what their mamas named them.

Akon: Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam

Alan Alda: Alphonse d'Abruzzo

Jason Alexander: Jay Scott Greenspan

Woody Allen: Allen Stewart Konigsberg

Jennifer Aniston: Jennifer Anastassakis

Marc Anthony: Marco Antonio Muñiz

Desi Arnaz: Desiderio Albert Arnaz y De Acha III

Antonio Banderas: Jose Antonio Dominguez Bandera

Pat Benatar: Patricia Andrzejewski - Love Her!

Lil Bow Wow: Shad Gregory Moss

David Bowie: David Robert Hayward-Jones

Garth Brooks: Troyal Garth Brooks

Charo: Maria Rosario Pilar Martinez Molina Baeza

Michael Caine: Maurice Joseph Micklewhite

Stockard Channing: Susan Williams Antonia Stockar

Chevy Chase: Cornelius Crane Chase

Elvis Costello: Declan Patrick McManus

Joan Crawford: Lucille Fay LeSueur

Ice Cube: Oshea Jackson

Portia De Rossi: Amanda Lee Rogers

Bo Derek: Mary Cathleen Collins - INTERESTING, I think Bo Derek is way better....

Danny DeVito: Daniel Michaeli

Vin Diesel: Mark Vincent

Sally Field: Sally Mahoney

Jodie Foster: Alicia Christian Foster

Jamie Foxx: Eric Bishop

Macy Gray: Natalie Renee McIntyre

Goldie Hawn: Goldie Jean Studlendgehawn

Faith Hill: Audrey Faith Perry

Ice-T: Tracy Morrow

Billy Idol: William Broad

Jay-Z: Shawn Corey Carter

Don Johnson: Donald Wayne

Diane Keaton: Diane Hall

Michael Keaton: Michael Douglas

Chaka Khan: Carole Yvette Marie Stevens

Courtney Love: Love Michelle Harrison

Ricky Martin: Enrique Jose Martin Morales

Rita Moreno: Rosita Dolores Alverio

Chuck Norris: Carlos Ray

Bernadette Peters: Bernadette Lazaro

Lou Diamond Phillips: Lou Upchurch - What's Upchurch?

Iggy Pop: James Jewel Osterberg

Mickey Rourke: Phillip Andre Rourke Jr.

Raquel Welch: Jo Raquel Tejada

Bye for Now!