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Name: Matthew
Birthday: 3/15/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: Things I love: Music (System of a Down), I love writing horror fiction, I also love reading horror fiction. :P I love my friends and I love to listen to peoples problems and try to help.
Expertise: I'm good at making my friends laugh.
"I met the notorious Burns. He was funny as hell."
"To the one and only BURNS:
to those who don't suck, ROCK ON!"
"when you showed us your frames... it was nothing but hilarious."
I <3 you guys. :P
Occupation: Student
Industry: Media
Message: message me
AIM:  SimpletonBob
Member Since:
1/1/2005
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| Okay guys, TAKE 10 TO READ THIS.
I talk to my friends over a voice chat program sometimes. Basically like a 20 way call, at least some times. Well...one day...one of our younger friends mom walks in while my friend (known as Uncle Maru) said "Tell your mom to piss off." and she got quite angry. Here is what happened after she joined the text to chat part of the program. *WARNING - HILARITY ENSUES*
ISOLATEDViRuS says:
i dont think msn limits length
Litch991 says:
We'll see, post the chat here so I can read it lol.
ISOLATEDViRuS says:
'Talon' has joined the chat.
isolatedvirus: TALON!
isolatedvirus: tag
isolatedvirus: uncle maru ist ein obstkuchen
Talon: You would be suprised.
isolatedvirus: du bist ein obstkuchen!?
Talon: This is Talon's mother
isolatedvirus: HAHAHAHAHAHA
isolatedvirus: TALONS MUTTER SIND HIER!
isolatedvirus: hallo
Talon: Hi, why are you corrupting me child with these fowl words?
'Gourry_Inverse' has joined the chat.
isolatedvirus: i corrupt noone.
isolatedvirus: i am isolated.
isolatedvirus: XD
Uncle Maru: ICH BIN DER WAFFEL
ISOLATEDViRuS says:
isolatedvirus: JA!
Talon: No i do not want a waffle.
isolatedvirus: he said he was a waffle
Talon: I want to know who has been corrupting me child.
isolatedvirus: he didnt ask if you wanted one.
isolatedvirus: noone.
Uncle Maru: LIKE THE WALRUS I EMBODY THE ASPECT OF WAFFEL
isolatedvirus: but you have to kind of admit, it was funny when you walked in and someone said to tell you to piss off
Talon: Mr. Maru, please stop using crack around my child.
isolatedvirus: lol
Uncle Maru: yeah, i liked that line too
isolatedvirus: noone here dilutes themselves with druges
Uncle Maru: it's all natural
isolatedvirus: Ja? keine drogen.
'Gourry_Inverse' has left the chat.
isolatedvirus: haha, i have TTS on, this sounds funny
Talon: Mr Maru, I refuse to let my child associate with the likes of you
ISOLATEDViRuS says:
Uncle Maru: BUR
Talon: What was that?
Uncle Maru: BUR
Uncle Maru: BURBUR
isolatedvirus: lol, good going maru, now she thinks youre on crack
Uncle Maru: BURBURBUR
Uncle Maru: BUR
Uncle Maru: BUR
Uncle Maru: dot dot dot
isolatedvirus: AH!
Talon: Stop BUR'ing me
isolatedvirus: i have tts on stop it!
Uncle Maru: thats insulting
isolatedvirus: tts?
isolatedvirus: text to speech r0x0r
Talon: TTS is what enables us to hear what is typed.
isolatedvirus: i know..
Talon: Thank you isolated virus
Uncle Maru: to even think that my GIFTS are induced by outside sources!
isolatedvirus: ich kenne alles uber TTS
Uncle Maru: BAH
isolatedvirus: yeah, ignore maru, hes being a douche.
Uncle Maru: DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
Talon: him.
Uncle Maru: ....need more dakka
ISOLATEDViRuS says:
Talon: Mr. Maru.
isolatedvirus: lol
Uncle Maru: ?
isolatedvirus: question mark.
isolatedvirus: haha
Uncle Maru: thank you
isolatedvirus: no
isolatedvirus: err... np
Talon: My son is having his game taken away, because I refuse to let him associate with those like you.
isolatedvirus: wait wait.
Uncle Maru: awwwww
isolatedvirus: youre taking away the game?
Talon: Yes.
Uncle Maru: i blame society
isolatedvirus: thats hilarious
Talon: I'll tell him to thank you fools.
isolatedvirus: youre going to take away his source of fun
isolatedvirus: to keep him away from us?
Talon: He can go outside and play basketball.
Uncle Maru: thus destroying all he loves
isolatedvirus: you do realize, that wont stop him from talking to us.
Uncle Maru: and corrupting his very soul
ISOLATEDViRuS says:
Talon: Are you saying that he LOVES you Maru???
isolatedvirus: we dont seek him out, he seeks us out
Talon: That is disgusting! Repulsive!
Uncle Maru: no no no silly
Talon: Good day to you SIR!
isolatedvirus: lol
Uncle Maru: GOOD DAY
isolatedvirus: what a fool for a parent
Uncle Maru: I SAID GOOD DAY!
isolatedvirus: i thought mine were bad
Talon: And no, he won't be able to talk to you, I am uninstalling Ventrilo.
isolatedvirus: LOL
Uncle Maru: yeah, the toilet thing got to me a bit
isolatedvirus: you gonna uninstall email too?
isolatedvirus: and aim
Talon: Actually, I don't know how to.
isolatedvirus: and msn
isolatedvirus: <_<
Uncle Maru: my parents just hit me a bit
ISOLATEDViRuS says:
Talon: How do I uninstall Ventrilo?
isolatedvirus: youre kidding me.
Uncle Maru: ...
'Gourry_Inverse' has joined the chat.
isolatedvirus: if this is talon this isnt the least bit funny XD
Talon: Good night. And be honest, how many of you are pedefiles?
isolatedvirus: none of us
Uncle Maru: noe
isolatedvirus: we play games and talk to each other
Talon: Bye.
'Talon' has left the chat.
Uncle Maru: BYE BYE!
'Gourry_Inverse' has left the chat.
Litch991 says:
ROFL!! Mike is my HERO!!!
ISOLATEDViRuS says:
yeah it was amazing, we were talking over voice too because she was too stupid to figure out how to join the lobby
Litch991 says:
I think I'm gonna post this somewhere so I can share its awesomeness with the whole world.
ISOLATEDViRuS says:
got myspace?
Litch991 says:
Lol who uses myspace? | | |
| I hate cars. Seriously. Mine broke down today, and I fixed it, but now i'm pissed off. How does that make any sense?
Do I have love issues with my car? Do I fear its about to die?
WOE IS ME CAR. | | |
| Holidays are over. No more fun parties...heres to holding out until summer! | | |
| I haven't updated in forever...obviously, and I probably won't again
for awhile...but I still love you guys. :) Once college starts up again
and I get more feel time away from friends houses i'll keep updating.
Peace, for now.
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| My life is interesting. I'll leave it at that. :p | | |
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