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Original: 2/16/2006 12:22 AM
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Thursday, February 16, 2006
 

Okay guys, TAKE 10 TO READ THIS.

 

I talk to my friends over a voice chat program sometimes. Basically like a 20 way call, at least some times. Well...one day...one of our younger friends mom walks in while my friend (known as Uncle Maru) said "Tell your mom to piss off." and she got quite angry. Here is what happened after she joined the text to chat part of the program. *WARNING - HILARITY ENSUES*

ISOLATEDViRuS says:

i dont think msn limits length

Litch991 says:

We'll see, post the chat here so I can read it lol.

ISOLATEDViRuS says:

'Talon' has joined the chat.

isolatedvirus: TALON!

isolatedvirus: tag

isolatedvirus: uncle maru ist ein obstkuchen

Talon: You would be suprised.

isolatedvirus: du bist ein obstkuchen!?

Talon: This is Talon's mother

isolatedvirus: HAHAHAHAHAHA

isolatedvirus: TALONS MUTTER SIND HIER!

isolatedvirus: hallo

Talon: Hi, why are you corrupting me child with these fowl words?

'Gourry_Inverse' has joined the chat.

isolatedvirus: i corrupt noone.

isolatedvirus: i am isolated.

isolatedvirus: XD

Uncle Maru: ICH BIN DER WAFFEL

ISOLATEDViRuS says:

isolatedvirus: JA!

Talon: No i do not want a waffle.

isolatedvirus: he said he was a waffle

Talon: I want to know who has been corrupting me child.

isolatedvirus: he didnt ask if you wanted one.

isolatedvirus: noone.

Uncle Maru: LIKE THE WALRUS I EMBODY THE ASPECT OF WAFFEL

isolatedvirus: but you have to kind of admit, it was funny when you walked in and someone said to tell you to piss off

Talon: Mr. Maru, please stop using crack around my child.

isolatedvirus: lol

Uncle Maru: yeah, i liked that line too

isolatedvirus: noone here dilutes themselves with druges

Uncle Maru: it's all natural

isolatedvirus: Ja? keine drogen.

'Gourry_Inverse' has left the chat.

isolatedvirus: haha, i have TTS on, this sounds funny

Talon: Mr Maru, I refuse to let my child associate with the likes of you

ISOLATEDViRuS says:

Uncle Maru: BUR

Talon: What was that?

Uncle Maru: BUR

Uncle Maru: BURBUR

isolatedvirus: lol, good going maru, now she thinks youre on crack

Uncle Maru: BURBURBUR

Uncle Maru: BUR

Uncle Maru: BUR

Uncle Maru: dot dot dot

isolatedvirus: AH!

Talon: Stop BUR'ing me

isolatedvirus: i have tts on stop it!

Uncle Maru: thats insulting

isolatedvirus: tts?

isolatedvirus: text to speech r0x0r

Talon: TTS is what enables us to hear what is typed.

isolatedvirus: i know..

Talon: Thank you isolated virus

Uncle Maru: to even think that my GIFTS are induced by outside sources!

isolatedvirus: ich kenne alles uber TTS

Uncle Maru: BAH

isolatedvirus: yeah, ignore maru, hes being a douche.

Uncle Maru: DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

Talon: him.

Uncle Maru: ....need more dakka

ISOLATEDViRuS says:

Talon: Mr. Maru.

isolatedvirus: lol

Uncle Maru: ?

isolatedvirus: question mark.

isolatedvirus: haha

Uncle Maru: thank you

isolatedvirus: no

isolatedvirus: err... np

Talon: My son is having his game taken away, because I refuse to let him associate with those like you.

isolatedvirus: wait wait.

Uncle Maru: awwwww

isolatedvirus: youre taking away the game?

Talon: Yes.

Uncle Maru: i blame society

isolatedvirus: thats hilarious

Talon: I'll tell him to thank you fools.

isolatedvirus: youre going to take away his source of fun

isolatedvirus: to keep him away from us?

Talon: He can go outside and play basketball.

Uncle Maru: thus destroying all he loves

isolatedvirus: you do realize, that wont stop him from talking to us.

Uncle Maru: and corrupting his very soul

ISOLATEDViRuS says:

Talon: Are you saying that he LOVES you Maru???

isolatedvirus: we dont seek him out, he seeks us out

Talon: That is disgusting! Repulsive!

Uncle Maru: no no no silly

Talon: Good day to you SIR!

isolatedvirus: lol

Uncle Maru: GOOD DAY

isolatedvirus: what a fool for a parent

Uncle Maru: I SAID GOOD DAY!

isolatedvirus: i thought mine were bad

Talon: And no, he won't be able to talk to you, I am uninstalling Ventrilo.

isolatedvirus: LOL

Uncle Maru: yeah, the toilet thing got to me a bit

isolatedvirus: you gonna uninstall email too?

isolatedvirus: and aim

Talon: Actually, I don't know how to.

isolatedvirus: and msn

isolatedvirus: <_<

Uncle Maru: my parents just hit me a bit

ISOLATEDViRuS says:

Talon: How do I uninstall Ventrilo?

isolatedvirus: youre kidding me.

Uncle Maru: ...

'Gourry_Inverse' has joined the chat.

isolatedvirus: if this is talon this isnt the least bit funny XD

Talon: Good night. And be honest, how many of you are pedefiles?

isolatedvirus: none of us

Uncle Maru: noe

isolatedvirus: we play games and talk to each other

Talon: Bye.

'Talon' has left the chat.

Uncle Maru: BYE BYE!

'Gourry_Inverse' has left the chat.

Litch991 says:

ROFL!! Mike is my HERO!!!

ISOLATEDViRuS says:

yeah it was amazing, we were talking over voice too because she was too stupid to figure out how to join the lobby

Litch991 says:

I think I'm gonna post this somewhere so I can share its awesomeness with the whole world.

ISOLATEDViRuS says:

got myspace?

Litch991 says:

Lol who uses myspace?

 Posted 2/16/2006 12:22 AM - 1 view - 14 comments

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baaaahahahahahaha. that brought me much joy.
i seem to remember a conversation going something like that between my mom and AJ.
obviously, without TTS.
how old was the poor corrupted child?
that is, before he was cut off from the outside world?

<3
Posted 2/16/2006 11:37 AM by panic_hits_m0nday - reply

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&p.s. myspace rox j00
Posted 2/17/2006 1:03 PM by panic_hits_m0nday - reply

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*DUNK FACE*
Posted 2/17/2006 1:03 PM by panic_hits_m0nday - reply

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yo, call billy.
i'm getting myspace messages interrogating me on how to reach you.
Posted 2/20/2006 12:56 PM by panic_hits_m0nday - reply

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Funniest damn thing of all time!

Can't wait to play MAGE with you guys again

Posted 2/20/2006 3:50 PM by Teufels_Hofnarr - reply

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Dude, you need to freakin' update more.
Posted 3/21/2006 2:55 PM by Teufels_Hofnarr - reply

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Posted 4/23/2006 9:14 PM by Teufels_Hofnarr - reply

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silent hill was bad effing ass.

are you going to the wedding?

Posted 4/26/2006 6:37 PM by panic_hits_m0nday - reply

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when the hell is it? lol.
Posted 4/27/2006 3:54 PM by Accecato - reply

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may 27th at...2:00?

peruvian assassins, huh? well, i'm not worried

because

I WILL GLUE THEIR FACES TO THE WALL

<3

Posted 5/2/2006 1:07 AM by panic_hits_m0nday - reply

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Damn, man...I can't...I'm going to be in Argentina throughout all of June and some of July!

We'll definitely get some Mage gaming in though, before I leave.

Posted 5/2/2006 12:59 PM by Teufels_Hofnarr - reply

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I totally recommend you seeing them though, they were awesome when I saw them in March here in Austin.

TRENT REZNOR IS A GOD AMONG MEN

Posted 5/2/2006 4:51 PM by Teufels_Hofnarr - reply

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Ill Nino

Thu., May 18, 7:30 p.m.
With God Forbid, Silent Civilian, Bleed the Sky, Eyes of Fire
Warehouse Live, 813 St. Emanuel , Houston
$17-$19

just thought you might like to know.

wedding's at QRBC. i'm surew you remember where it is.

Posted 5/9/2006 7:24 PM by panic_hits_m0nday - reply

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hey.

get in contact with me because i miss you.

and graduation is this friday at 7 at good ole FCBA

Posted 5/25/2006 10:52 AM by Squitty_Kitty - reply


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