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Interests: Good pranks, squashing poisonous arachnids.
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Pranking 101

We at Ace of Spades enjoy a good prank as much as anyone. However, bad pranks are a mess, and are generally a bad thing for anyone involved.

The Scorpions thus far have failed miserably to have interesting pranks, and their pranks are generally quite annoying to the pranked party. Furthermore, pranks are ridiculously boring when everyone knows who is responsible, the pranks themselves are not difficult, and the pranksters are highly unlikely to be caught. The Scorpions must do better for the rest of the semester, or they will flunk this class. Of course, in this class, flunking will get you something much more interesting than a low GPA.


Thursday, January 26, 2006

Introduction

Welcome to the Ace of Spades. We are an organization dedicated to fighting scorpions and any other groups that terrorize our school. So relax and enjoy the safety we provide for you...unless you're a scorpion.