Hey there Bat-Viewers, welcome to another of Adahm West's updates!! Now don't you fret dear viewers, I will update more constantly as of... recently?

Anyways, lately this Bat-Good-Guy has been trying to make a bat-spaceship. Bat-spaceships are NOT easy to make!! After seeing Star Wars I decided I wanted to travel to that Galaxy Far Far Away. Now if that bat-tastic movie took place A Long Time Ago, then think of how bat-fabulous the Galaxy is now!!

Well, making a bat-spaceship has not been as easily obtained/done as I thought. Totally not bat-tastic!! Why today I was researching Space-Travel on the internet KAH-RESEARCH and it seems that the vacuum of space is very cold. And Adahm West has a severe fear of building heaters... SHUDDER.

Now, I'm not quite sure why, KAH-WESTIONED, but I think it had to do when I was in third grade and my dad was working on the heater. Yeah... He painted it pink. WAH-PINKED!?!?

Adahm West is DEATHLY afraid of pink...

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Just got a bat-tastic AIM screen-name!! AIM me whenever Bat-Viewers!!

So sorry for the lack of updates, all. But in my alternate persona I'm actually a Senior in highschool and I've been busy with all the Senior stuff. I'll continue updating more frequently by the end of this week, seeing as this is my last week of school.

On another note, Bat-Viewers, you all should see Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith!!!

Hey friends, I'm sorry I haven't made a bat-tastic update lately. I was overly busy this weekend!!

This weekend Spawn and I tried to crack a case. I know what all you bat-viewers are thinking, "HOLY CRAWP SPAWN AND BATMAN!?!?!?!" Generally I don't work with Al Simmons (Spawn), seeing as he is an undead muderous vile undead guy, but I needed a new bat-cape.

So we cracked a case because of my bat-genius. WAH-SMARTS!!

It was the Soviets.

So we put those unlawful Soviet citizens behind bars, CHINK, despite Spawn's vile attempts to murder them. And I had Spawn make me another bat-tastic bat-cape. Where do you THINK I get all my bat-capes? I mean, where better to get a scary bat-cape than from demons favorite Earth-Go-Er himself??

I drew a picture of it, KAH-DRAW:

Sewing time with Spawn!!!

Well today was a great bat-day for Batman!!

Today Superman and I got together and had a bat-tastic time! Here's a picture of our bat-day:

Now as all you bat-viewers may or may not be aware, but Superman and I are not the best of buddies. His ways are not as bat-tastic as mine. I am the secretive NINJA skill type guy, and he's the blunt redneck upstanding American citizen.

But everyonce-in-a-bat-while we hang out and have TEA. Yes, TEA, fantastic little bat-tea made by Alfred.

But while we were SIPPing our bat-tea I noticed that Superman's was unaware of his surroundings. Not a very super-hero-y thing to do, huh? So me, using my awesome ninja skills, threw tea all over his eyes. SPLASH!! He, of course, begain to cry. His suite is dry-clean only. GASP!!

I thought it was bat-fully funny though. Superman, steamed, marched out the room and with a SWOOSH flew off to Metropolis to get his suite cleaned. What a sorry sport!!

Stay tuned, same Bat-Xanga, same Bat-Time!!!