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This one was being a turd.. randomly acts out on me..

SO It's SETTLED!!!

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With hate,

 Charmaine

Bored.. so decided to update.

hmmmm... right now I'm supposed to be @ Todai but refused to step out of the house cause i can. Cleaning room right now so Monica can sleepover Saturday and Sunday night so we can go see a Flogging Molly show and do stuff with Ernie and ass. on early Sunday morning or before the show.

Toni's back from Mexico. I think? But I'm still not gonna get in a car with her anymore. LAND!!!

Visited the Sash man we were planning of eating out  to a Mexican restaurant.. but he had to go tot Norridge and Monica had to go home early.. was really hungry. I LOVE MONICA'S SISTER STEPHANIE right now.. FOR MAKING ME CHEESE QUESIDILLAS!!!!  Met my other sister Jackie. Found out she didn't HAVE to leave yet.. so..we went to the carwash. "Workin' at the carwash" *singing in head* We just watched Mireya was the car.. we didn't really help her. te hee.. Saw Michelle Gagliano with her Mom there. She thought that we were really "hanging out?" there.. hahaha.. Saw some dude with hot pink suspenders.. guessing.. he's gay. Went to Sensational's to get Jackie's hair done.. Me, Stephanie, and Monica went to Walgreens instead twice.. walked back home.. Monica got picked up. Then we went to some birthday party.. they only had meat.. we walked all the way to McDonalds.

Heather's and James's b-day @ King's Buffet @ Niles.

It was ok. I guess? Didn't do much.. Bonded with Justin for awhile, I wasn't wanted. I wasn't even offered a piece of cake.  *inside thing* Went back to their house. Played REJECTED videos to the Ates. My spoon is too big... my spoon is too big... My spoon is too big... banana enters.. I am a banana! LMFSO!!! Back up danced with/for Heada... sang Ghostbusters with Ate Syobeh. fun stuff. Rode a shopping cart with Ate wee pushing it in the parking lot into Walgreens. Slept over their place.

Woke up with a dead left leg. Came crumbling to the ground. Went to McDonalds with Karen. She has a thing about sharing the same sidewalk with a stranger.  Played MadGab with my cousins. haha.. it was quite exhilarating. Someone broke their door.. what was tragedically ironic was on my way down the stairs to McDonalds.. I found a lucky penny.

Hung out with the loffs. Resisted temptation cause from this day on I am STAIGHT EDGE!! OMg.. what have I gotten myself into???  

 

Sasa took this picture of me.. nice.

We got mauled by mosquitoes and I now have a dollar coin size bite on my left calf. To Whitehen.. got slurpees after he had some squid- chicken- octupus- crabs, etc. He puked, I laughed, and comforted him. But I think I laughed more.

Quote of the week: Mom after she gets home from work, and sees Bobby's car blocking the way, after I asked permission to leave: "Why don't you go to Bobby's and get pregnant" with Bobby standing directly across from her.

hOy.. tange!!! Kung may syota ka.. pare, wag mo lang akong patulan. Kasi kakatayin ka noong syota mo at tatawanan ka lang kita.  HAYOP!

Did a lot of things this week. so.. let me just sum this up for ya. Not like you really care though. lol.

 I GOT SYSTEM OF A DOWN TICKETS! MAIN FLOOR BITCHES! I was up @ 8 waiting for the tickets to go on sale. Who wants a SOAD ticket for $40 more.. let me know. .call me.

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Me and LoVeR walked by the lake.. it was soooOoo cute cause people were blowing up some left over firewoks from 4th.. and we were just walking/talking.. all shy around him.. not wanting to go home. I loved it.

Elizabeth wanted to stopped by so I was like ok.. I haven't seen her since the Adicts show. She got a Squee tatoo on her right wrist..

and she said she was willing to take me to the south side to have her friend pierce me up. Monica was over at Addison.. she stopped by too. She walked away.. so her sister and her Mom stopped by and her Mom started yelling at her in Spanglish. I was so dumbfounded again.

Talked to Violet a lot this week. YAY!! Funny convos. I haven't talked to her in a long ass time.. and woooohooo.. Oi oi.. new drinking buddy!!

Sasa got out of summer school.  Haven't seen him in 2 weeks. Monica and I visited him. Theodore was over, he pissed us off.. me and Monica walked out to Bender's.. he stuck me. now I have a big green, purple, and yellow bruise on my arm.. Bowled with Grace, Nicole, Adam [Grace's bf], Brad [Grace's friend.. he coo ], and Monica. Then to Outback Steak House.Lingered around the corner. Did our job. jk. 

AT STARDUST: Dude.. I was loud as hell, and we were the only ones there too.. I scored a "perfect" game.. and met new people.. Though.. didn't get to take much pictures of people's victory "stunts".. Nicole's split.. that ended in a disasterous pants splittage in the crotch area, etc... cause the fucking camera ran out of batteries already.. FUCK YOU HP!!

Random picture of my newly shaved leg.          Monica hates pictures.

                                      I think it's funny.

OMG!! I beat Grace?                             STRIKE BITCHES!!

 Dude.. Nicole freakin ow3ned us.

Went by Bobby's cause Dan kept on bothereing me.. but it's k. w/e.The afternoon was filled with Dan and Ernie stick fighting, guys playing downstairs, me squirming on the ground from back pain, some akward moments, using the CR 4x, Toni stopping by [after my 6th attempt to get her over], to Dairy Queen, Jenga pieces chucking, and Nick and his golden shower.. hahaha.. LMFAO. [all in that order] got home 11:30-ish.

Did a lot of shopping with the 'rent. Saw a crossdresser.

Went to Gurnee with Monica. [was gonna take Sasa with.. but the Theodore thing got to me] 5 hrs of walking with a bad squeaky right knee. Got a bunch of awesome stuff. Saw a bunch of hot asians.  and a real boa. Hacked underneath lampposts @ 11-12 at night.

Toni's b-day on Sunday. Dogs went fucking insane on me. Met her sister-in-law, her step-bro, niece.. blah .. blah.. Couldn't go to the comedy club, or the go cart place.. all closed. Walked to Rob's . got my baby back. Then partially to Joe's then.. he wasn't answering.. saw Rob, Dan, and Bobby.].Dan scared the fuck out of me.] So.. we walked with them to Uncle Harry's and parted, they went to Oberweiss. Talked about my 4 underroos for $9. [bargain] and acid bleach sperm. LMFAO!!

 I got her that balloon from a "pool party".. when squeezed, it looks like a nipple. haha.. Why didn't you get me the yellow balloon? [inside thing]

Went on a joy ride with Toni in her Benz convertible. Drove to Bensenville.. got lost... back @ Joe's. wasn't home again..then to Jimmy's.. wasn't home either.. with all the driving we did.. we could have went to fucking Steak and Shake. Almost got into an accident. She makes crappy turns and was attempting to give me a heartattack with her sudden and abrupt stops on stop signs.. or sometimes, when there's even not any.

Last night, cousin Karen [Ate Wee], Mama Jattie, and Tito Arnel were over. Ate Syobeh was a no show again. Rob, Rohan, and Mathias stopped by, cause I accidentally took their cable, sorry. Chased Ate Wee all around my front yard, just to get her to hack with me. It didn't work. My Tito:"Why are you letting all those guys in here unexpectedly?" Me:  Tito: "They could be spies." I never knew my uncle was that uptight.

Mom's bf woke up to me Tae-Boing @ 1 in the morning. Didn't stop ntil the video was done.. the whole 57 minutes of it. Cold sweat was dripping off my back.

Things I found out this week:

1. Andy Milonakis, is a stupid show. "MoOOshu Pork". LMFAO

2. Tom Green is my hero. "But Freddy, I don't need any jewels.. [you don't?] yeah.. cause I just wanna suck your cock." -Freddy Got Fingered.. watched that again @ Theodore some time before Monica left.. @ like 9/10 in the morning.

3. There's directions online on how a blind person should apply eyeshadow on themselves.

Agonybites88: hahaha.. LMFAO!!! there's directions for how a blind person should put on eyeshadow.
Agonybites88: online.
Agonybites88: hahahahaha... LMFAO!!
Jadedrich1990: LOLOLOLOL
Agonybites88: hahahaha.. I wonder how they can read it when it's online?
Jadedrich1990: *ba dum Chi*
Agonybites88: hmm... magical braile computer?
Jadedrich1990: ya
Agonybites88: hahaha.. that's fucking awesome.
Agonybites88: I should invent one of those!!!

4. I wear the boxers in the relationship.

Agonybites88: man.. do I have to wear the pants in the relationship? lol.
Agonybites88: hahahahah.. LMFAO!
xGothikBeautyx: no you gotta wear the boxers.
Agonybites88: nice. lol.
Agonybites88: Boxers = sweet!!
xGothikBeautyx: and shave..cause you know. no one likes the 5 o'clock shadow.
Agonybites88: hahaha.. ew.
Agonybites88: lol.
xGothikBeautyx: oh yes. sexellent.
Agonybites88: hahaha..
Agonybites88: Oi boy!! lol.
xGothikBeautyx: hahaha

5. I am a greedy drunk.

xGothikBeautyx: cause then youre just sitting there....[sips] sooo...
xGothikBeautyx: yeaaa
Agonybites88: hahahahaha....
Agonybites88: so *sips*.. this is fun.. *sips*
Agonybites88: haha..
xGothikBeautyx: haha
xGothikBeautyx: [burrrppp]
Agonybites88: but with me.. it's like.. dude.. *chugs it all down* want some?
xGothikBeautyx: yeaaaa...
xGothikBeautyx: lmao.

6. Your vagina gets whiteheads.

Agonybites88: hahah.. I was reading something about waxing yesterday.. and ... ewwwww..
Agonybites88: you get white heads on your vagina!!
Jadedrich1990: OWN3D

7. Me and Violet have no knowledge of how snakes mate.

Agonybites88: but then.. I was like.. dude.. how do snakes do it?
Agonybites88: haha..
xGothikBeautyx: lmao.
xGothikBeautyx: i think the male snake shoots sperm and it lands in her...woogleyboogley.
Agonybites88: hahaha..
Agonybites88: but were's her woogleyboogley?
xGothikBeautyx: by her tail. DUN.
Agonybites88: really?
Agonybites88: but you can't see it.
xGothikBeautyx: no its a widdle little holey.
Agonybites88: and snakes are asexual.
xGothikBeautyx: lol.
xGothikBeautyx: then idk.
Agonybites88: hahahahah...
Agonybites88: smart.
xGothikBeautyx: ummm.
Agonybites88: do they like deep throat each other?
xGothikBeautyx: eeeeeeeew.
Agonybites88: cause the egg comes out of her mouth?
xGothikBeautyx: ok ENOUGH.
xGothikBeautyx: i'm a little...pale.
Agonybites88: hahahaha..
Agonybites88: deep throating snakes.. now I know how to get you.
Agonybites88: lol.
xGothikBeautyx: eeew.
Agonybites88: 2 points for me!!!!

8. I know how to gross out Violet.

9. Ducks can fly.

Agonybites88: dude.. OMG!!! I didn't know that ducks can fly?
xGothikBeautyx: yea they can...
xGothikBeautyx: but enough about "ducks"
Agonybites88: OMFgoodness.
xGothikBeautyx: sasa!?!?
xGothikBeautyx: phone?!?
Agonybites88: yeah.
Agonybites88: what about? haha...
xGothikBeautyx: oh OK.
Agonybites88: yeah.. we argued about ducks for awhile.
xGothikBeautyx: lmao.
Agonybites88: I seriously didn't know that ducks can fly.
Agonybites88: OMG!!!
xGothikBeautyx: lol
Agonybites88: he's like they do.. they fly south.
xGothikBeautyx: hahaa. smart.
Agonybites88: and I'm like.. no.. those are geese.
xGothikBeautyx: lol
Agonybites88: hahahaha...
Agonybites88: but those are geese!!!
xGothikBeautyx: loool.
xGothikBeautyx: funnyybunnyy.
Agonybites88: ok.. tell me that is right? right?
xGothikBeautyx: ok geese fly south
xGothikBeautyx: ducks fly
Agonybites88: YES!!!!
xGothikBeautyx: penguins dont.
Agonybites88: damn.
Agonybites88: fuck..
xGothikBeautyx: lolll
Agonybites88: and chickens.
xGothikBeautyx: chickens dont fly.
xGothikBeautyx: they lay eggs.
Agonybites88: yeah.
xGothikBeautyx: and mate.

10. Richard has pubic hare.

Jadedrich1990: i dotn have pubic hair
Agonybites88: ewww..
Jadedrich1990: i have pubic hare
Agonybites88: really?
Agonybites88: I don't get it?
Agonybites88: hahahaha...
Jadedrich1990: i have a rabbit that lives in my crotch
Agonybites88: ewwwwwwwwwww.......
Agonybites88: LMFAO!!!!
Jadedrich1990: thast was funny, you gotta admit, i came up with that just noe
Agonybites88: OMG!! wow.. that must be an interesting lifestyle.

Haven't been doing much lately.. since Monica moved away to Melrose Park.. which she never mentioned to me about.. until I called her and she was already there..

Found out that I almost could have gotten busted the night of 4th.. Cops broke in the house that I was supposed to be going to. They had some greens. and I'm not taking about the cash or the vegetables kind. The only reason why we didn't go is cause the fact that I wanted to keep clean so I can actually pass my physicals if ever I get a job.

A little Jewish boy with poop [N] all over his hands came out of the bathroom running frantically up and down the aisles in DSW shoes. I was less than 6 feet away from him.

Uploaded a bunch of my CDs on the computer.. and have to name 193 "unknown" songs.. FUCKING GREAT!!

Had a nice dress fitting day. Got this awesome vintage looking McCintosh dress for 95 bucks.. and another one for $26.. TWO DRESSES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!

Bothered Kathleen aka. Fishie @ midnight. Payback time!

Dyed my hair blue black. Terorized Mama Jattie's bathroom. I was a bench holder.. lol. Made a speech on Heather .. I didn't really make it.. like wrote it.. but yeah.. ok..you know what I mean.. Some lady refered to me as Charmin and had to unfornately repeat it appoximately 6-7 times..

Met Head's cousin Jun Jun... he was nice. But I was not in the mood of dancing as time went on.. cause all I was thinking about was the LoVeR.. and it showed.. cause in his words it looks as if I was about to cry.. well me and Ate Wee were both worried. A hug was all I really needed at that time.. even though the hug came from him and the Ates.. a hug is a hug.

Heather did her waltz with her cousin.. but it was too good to be true. She was chewing gum... haha..  Gotta love her though.

Had some mystery ice cream. [N] Toxic. Took a bunch of pictures. Video taped with my $300 worth of video cam.. (another bargain.. orginal price was $800^) No other parties to crash.. so instead.. I drank my feelings out.[N]lol. thanks Ate Syobeh.

Passed by 5 McDonalds. Late night/ early morning munchies.

Talked about glowing poop during the car ride home. Slept over @ Ate's. Could have stayed there longer if I knew that I wasn't going anywhere.

Anyone want a CD called STRAYLIGHT RUN.. I'm selling it for only $9.99.. tax not necessary... no strings attached.

Missed out on a party that Elizabeth was gonna invite me to.. Man!!! if only I have a goddamn working cellphone!!!

Didn't go to Medieval times.. I was mad.. but not so.. cause that would have been my 3rd time going anyway.. I was just hoping to go the Torture Chamber!! muahahha..

 EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NN]Got chased by a really big dog.. cause I took Angelo's advice to run away from it. Slipped on the way in... Fucking panicked.[NN]

Instead went to Monica's .To Discovery.. Then to Yorktown Mall. Some creepy Indian girl was staring at me in the washroom. What is so goddamn interesting with my face???  am I that ugly??

Supposed to go and look for a Sally's store and get hair dye.. but it's 103 degrees and i don't plan of stepping outside my house.

She looks like she smelled something bad.

On the road again...

She's bored already...                  NLook it's the mystery flavored ice cream.

Now I'm bored.. random picture of my dress.. and a tripod.. and what looks like bubbles is actually the chandelier... whoa.. trippy.

Look at my Tito work like a pro. If you look closely.. he's really just going through a bag.

Nice dirty white slippers in the background.

Ate Syobeh- looks constipated... Ate Wee- Cheesy as ever... Heather- Disgusted.. Me- like a dog in a pretty white dress.

A message from me to Heather: "smooth." The true Heather shines. My dress excentuates my ass.

Paul, Cousin Helen, Karen, Heather, Me, and Justin.

Some lady.. Karen, Heather, Jun Jun, and some ugly kid.  jk.

 Ate Wee mutilated the kutsinta.

awwww.. I like this one.. I TOOK IT!!

 No.. I am not fixated with my cousin.. sicko.

 Heather kills a picture.

I took it again!!!!

All in all.. boring night.. but fun people.. not as fun as the Halloween party.. berrr who cares.. met new people.. blah blah.. should have danced more though. Hope you liked the pictures ATE!!

                         Week kinda boring.. kinda not.. I dunno.

First off.. all I gotta say is.. OoOoooOoo.. PASTELS!!

Job fucking hunting.. hot blazing sun.

Tackled more than 32+ stores and applied to 26+ stores in 3 days. Made the best out of walking 2-5 miles everyday.

Saw Bobby and Rohan @ Wendy's... hung out with them for awhile to cooL off... Talked to Mathias there.. Oohh.. boy!! He sounds so funny on the phone.. like nasaly.

Pizza Dude @ Giordano's                       Tom.. hahaha... (I tricked him!! haha)

Went to the movies with Tom, Monica, Toni, Priscilla, and Stephanie..saw Dark Water.. LAME!!

Didn't go to the Subhumans show with Monica.

Went to: Walmart, Fuddruckers, Office Max, Sam's club, Apple Bee's, StarBucks, Oberweiss, Food Harbor, Links-n-Tees, Dairy Queen, Arby's, Taco Bell, Portillos, Discount Store, Dollar Store, St. Vince's Thrift Store, Ace Hardware, Pizza Hut, Walgreens, Jewel, Osco, etc. If you tell me that I didn't try hard enough.. you can go trip in a never ending hole!!!

         ~:These following events took place on one sullen Tuesday:~

Walked to Monica's house. *yawn*

Thought was gonna get a job. FUCK YOU MIRAGE!!!

Bitched @ a lady for telling me to "Watch my language cause there's little kids around". I responded back with a friendly.. "No lady. Fuck you!"  This was seconds after I got rejected from a job that I was so hyped up to getting. x[ walked back to the same place.. another 3 miles or so the following day. Early in the morning. Got SScard, ID, and talked to the manager. Got rejected right away after interogating me about my age. ] x Maybe now you understand how I feel.

Got a dress @ the Thrift store for 7 bucks.. got ripped off. But it was too hot.. so I just walked out of the place with it on.. [keep in mind.. not washed] Got some beads.. 2 bucks.. wow.. spent $9 ^ +tax.

 Ran to Portillos, had a milkshake and ate my feelings out.

Went up and down the strip mall looking for a job.

To Theodore's .. His Mom hates me.

Went to Bender's.

One call back.  But wasn't applying!!! Why do you call back only to disppoint me and make me feel like dirt!! I'm a failure at life and an embarrassment to Mother Nature. 

Kept my Lover occupied for awhile.

My Mom is being nice to me.

Now random perverts speaks to me in English!! YESS!!! haha..

*day ends*

I have a Brit pen pal.. "Cheerio Pip!"

Saw my buddy Marshmallow on MySpace.. he flips out.. and so did I!!! haha..

GBH show @ the Vic got canceled..

Didn't go to the salsa club either. or the art cafe.

Now I'm supposed to go to the FlatFoot 56 show @ the Beat Kitchen...  but no ride.. was gonna take the train.. but I gave away my plan. So now.. they won't let me leave! No trust.. shame shame! "AND I REALLY REALLY wanted to take Toni with for her first punk show!!!!" If plans do change.. Claudio.. Toni's cousin might take us with.. and he's gonna have to go for a dramatic transformation. THIS I GOTTA SEE TO BELIEVE!!

Say goodbye to this tramp.  myspace.com/morrita

Me & Elizabeth talked for hours last night.. she's moving out of her Mom's.. to a place somewhere in Chicago. And she also might not go to AT next year for the 2nd semester!!!! Groiaceoaijgemijak!! Look on the brightside.. "PARTY AT ELIZABETH's!!!"

Nilma [my buddy ol pal who lives at EP {considering she lives 45 minutes away}] calls me at 9 to go to her block party that will go on in a couple of hours or so.. haha..she doesn't know how to set things up ahead of time Flashback: "Hey Char.. Happy birthday!! What are you doing?"..me.. "I'm in the washroom. Nilma.. "ewww.." Me.. what do you want?" Nilma.. "Were a block away from your house..(seconds later) ok. now where at the stop sign."