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You were better to me than i was to myself
For me there is you , and there aint nobody else
Everything i did was such a bore
Everywhere i've been, you know, i've been there before
I wanna stop
and thank you baby
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[ How sweet it is to be loved by you ] |
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I vote "no" to proposition school.
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"People always want to try on my glasses. That's rude.
I don't go to people with hairpieces, 'Hey, let me try
on your wig. Let me sit in your wheelchair. Oh my god,
you are SO crippled.'" - Jim Gaffigan
"Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, you can be a genius, but when you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.' "
"Ever wonder what people got Jesus for Christmas? It's like 'Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the SOCKS. They'll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?'"
*Bows*
Jim Gaffigan is my God.
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