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Monday, October 24, 2005

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:37:23 GMT

I was doing my daily routine of aimlessly surfing the net when I stumbles onto this http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20051024100409990019&ncid=NWS00010000000001 turns out that 51% of Americans believe that god created man in his present form. FUCK hasn't our society gotten a little more educated since the middle ages? Is the American education system really that fucking piss-poor that we can't even hire teachers with a basic grasp of science? The people who do believe in evolution, are liberals with a college education...the ones who believe that 6 billion people magically came from 2 people in some mythical garden without somebody having to fuck their mom or their sister, are the conservatives and people who have a high school education or less.

Is the evidence really not everywhere around us? Do we not have an evolutionary fossil record? Do we not understand that different skin colors and facial features are the results of evolving and adapting in different climates? If god created adam and eve...were they black? white? asian? hispanic? you can't get such diversity from 2 people!

Also I would understand all of these people believeing in god if everything was great in the world, rainbows and butterflies...we have category 5 hurricanes every 2 weeks, an earthquake in Pakistan which killed ~80,000 people, killer tsunamis, war, genocide... where the fuck is this father figure that created us and loves us? It seems that micarles were only performed in the "biblical" times...hmm

People need to grow up and stop believing in these Greek Myths

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Sun, 16 Oct 2005 13:38:20 GMT

Just got back from the Beta Campout, got more fucked up than I was planning on.

Wow I haven't really written in a month, lets see I did really well on both my biochem tests so I'm pretty relaxed about the whole deal. All I need to get is a B but I'm gonna aim a little higher than that.

2 weeks ago I went to the System of a down concert in Chicago, and got to hang out with my buddy Ilya and the rest of the Beta's in Northwestern. The Concert was amazing, those guys are great live! I also met this cool chick Inna down there and had a good time with her.

Oh yeah I hooked up 2 12" subs to my ride, you can hear that shit 3 blocks down the road

Friday, September 16, 2005

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 03:42:35 GMT

Wow, Nothing since July 29th, Writers block is a bitch...

Anyway I got insomnia so I'm sitting at my computer looking up old high school friends on Facebook. I tried everything I can to go to sleep, 100 situps, 50 pushups, and fucked around with my 30lb weights for like 10 minutes...still can't get to bed. I just watched "Fight Club" with a friend and it got me thinking that maybe I should drop out of Medical School, fuck some crazy bitch with short hair, and create a sub-fraternity in the name of mayhem...

It would be pretty cool to fake your own death and then do a lot of crazy shit around the city without being a suspect in any crime...wow this is some random shit, probably the reason I haven't written for a while, cuz by the time that I actually get to my computer, it's 2:35am and the only shit I can think of writing is this random shit.

Biochemistry sucks dick! I got a test on monday and this weekend is gonna suck, anyway a shout-out to all the people who still haven't completely switched over to facebook.

~Alex

Friday, July 29, 2005

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 21:07:04 GMT

Fuck Yeah!!! Good week for me!

Passed the History 2 Clep + A in Writing Intensive + A in Cell Bio = Time to Party

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 16:06:12 GMT

"A" on my cell bio test...Now I"m studying for the History 2 clep, and then For the Cell Final on Thur.

Friday, July 01, 2005

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 19:37:58 GMT

What's new?

I turned 21 and had a cpl parties

Keisha's best friend Julie came back from France so we've all been hanging out

Did pretty good on my Cell Bio test

An airplane caught me speeding, so my lawyer's taking care of shit

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:22:53 GMT

Priests, Monks Nuns...all of these weirdos claim that they gain grace from god by removing the temptations of the flesh from their life...basically they ain't fuckin'

Let me ask you a question though...if God really does smile upon people who abstain from sex and masturbation there should be some heavenly reward right?

Well there is!!! It's called cancer

Women who never have babies AKA Nuns have an increased chance of Breast, Cervical, and Ovarian Cancer...great reward for marrying god right?

Men who don't have sex or never measturbate have a greatly increased chance of Prostate Cancer. Also semen has antibiotic properties which keep the risk of Urinary Tract Infections to a minimum, so ejaculation cleanses the urethra and keeps bacteria from moving up into the bladder.

Next question...If god really meant for us to not have sex, why did he give us genitals and gametes?

In conclusion, god does not give a fuck if you have sex or not, what did god do for the 6 Billion years when people were not around, make sure the dinosaurs didn't fuck? So have sex be happy, and don't get Cancer, however if you still need to keep those pesky women off of you there's always this...

Yes this is a real Stainglass window

or this

How did we not see the signs?

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Sat, 28 May 2005 14:08:06 GMT

Here's some pictures of San Francisco...Keisha's parents were awesome, they took me in and I had a great time...It's really sad to go back to St. Louis after being in a city like that, and even sadder coming back to KC which is a complete shit-hole in comparison to anything.

Us checking out the city

Us at the Metrion Park

Me at the Ocean

Picture turned out blurry but I had to put it up here

Me and the Yahagis at Karate Class

Taking a crap at Alcatraz

Taking a nap in Solitary

At the Beach

At some lake on a row boat

I have a beautiful girlfriend

Us at the Golden Gate Bridge

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 23:51:44 GMT

This is me if I lived in the world of South Park...I'm a sexy bitch

And this is my Sexy Girlfriend Keisha...she made this herself

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 01:55:55 GMT

To my Russians: S nastupaushim Novim Godom!

To my A-rabs: Salam alechem

To the Jews: Shalom

To some of my Asians: Sun Lin Fai Lok

To my Baby: Ai Shteru