| OKAY SO YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY ALL SCARED, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I, TRAVIS MANSLUT, HAVE TAKEN A NEW LOOK ON LIFE. WELL, YEAH I HAVE, I FINALLY MANAGED TO GET RID OF THAT BITCH SIERRA. AND I AM JUST OBSESSED IN HAVING SEX NOW THESE DAYS. WELL, WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU THIS STORY.
I WENT TO THE ZOO TO TAKE MY IDIOT COUSIN TO GO SEE THE ANIMALS. HE WAS ALL LIKE" TRAVIS, LET'S GO SEE THE MONKEYS." HE WAS GETTING ON MY NERVES, SO I PUNCHED HIM IN HIS BALLS, CAUSING HIM TO HOLD ON TO THEM FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. SO WE SAW THE MONKEYS, AND DAMN, THEY WERE SO FUCKING HOT.
NEXT THING I KNOW, MY COUSIN HAD RUN AWAY. 'WHO GIVES A SHIT?' I THOUGHT TO MYSELF. SO I CLIMBED THE FENCE, SO I COULD GET A BETTER LOOK AT THE MONKEYS.
AWWWW, MAN. THE MINUTE I WENT IN, THEY STARTED FUCKING ME LIKE CRAZY. THEY SLAPPED ME AROUND, AND GAVE ME BANANAS AND SUCH. I HAD NEVER HAD SEX WITH ANIMALS BEFORE, SO I JUST LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANTED TO ME.
I WON'T GO INTO THE WHOLE SEXUAL EXPERIENCE, AS IT'S MY BUSINESS, AND NOT YOURS. BUT I THINK I GOT ONE OF THE MONKEYS PREGNANT. IT WAS SO FUN, AND ADDICTING
OKAY PEACE OUT, AND REMEMBER TO GO FUCK A MONKEY TODAY. |