THE CREATION STORY
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> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
> the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and
> red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and
> healthy lives.
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> Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
> and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with
> that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at
> it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
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> And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
> that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the
> wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them And Woman went from
> size 6 to size 14.
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> So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
> Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side
> And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
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> God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
> in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
> chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
> more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
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> God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
> Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and
> named it "Devil's Food."
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> God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
> those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so
> Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman
> laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
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> Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
> with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
> starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
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> God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
> still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99
> cent double cheeseburger, then said, "You want fries with that?"And Man
> replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And
> Man went into cardiac arrest.
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> God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
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> Then Satan created HMOs.