lol the following is amazing...

first off it captures exactly how I feel... but what's even more amazing is that I didn't create it!... there is actually another person out there that not only loves being without pants as much as me, but also loves making stupid charts to present even stupider claims.

Wow I gotta say Forgetting Sarah Marshall was way better than I expected even with the... *Spoiler Alert*... 4 shots of full frontal male penis =/ a review might be pending but that depends on whether I ever feel like breaking this once a week update habit

also the new BBQ Bacon Sirloin Burger at Jack in the Box has 1005.3 calories!?! I was ok with the 970 calories of the Double Western at Carl's but 4 digits and over 50% of your daily requirement for a regualr sized fast food burger?? Even I gotta admit thats a lil excessive... but that doesn't mean I wont try it tho because it looks delicious!

the past few weeks i have been on what can only be described as the steak and pastrami diet and the results are starting to show... but not in a good way =/

I mean who would have guessed right? it seemed like brilliant idea at the time

if you missed my xanga for whatever reason... I can only ask "why?!!?" but if you really must know its probably because i've been too tired/busy to write any of my thoughts down even when i felt like they were pure genius!... especially with my new hobby consuming a good portion of my time and money at this point. but hey i'll eventually get back to this horrible thing so you can either wait... or just give up

but just a warning tho, if you give up you'll probably miss out on great quotes like "When you're hungry, eating borders on orgasmic." ... now that's stuff they don't teach you in any textbook or sensical publication!