Knitting

Aside form my currant state of depression I witnessed 3 very interesting things last night. You might not find them to funny but I sure as hell do.

1. I was sitting in the Hideaway from around 6 to 7:30 drinking my beer feeling ornery. And in walks my old Dead Cock afternoon crowed and I just happen to remind Perry or Liver shims ( which I won't explain) and  after he explained what that was Poor Doug was in the bathroom ralphing up 20$ worth of beer. I think that Perry and I were the only two laughing.

2. After #1, I went to Iowa City with the girls and we went to dinner and after dinner went to this club. I wasn't drinking cause I was driving home. I have really good night vision. Oh ya the club sucked except on thing. I was sitting out side in the fenced in area just people watching when this stream of dudes come bear ling outside and start hopping the fence. And I'm thinking to my self " I wonder if one is going to biff" The last dude comes slowly jogging out he's  taking his time starts to hop over makes it but lands smack on his face and nocks himself out cold.  I lost it. Watching everyone try to figure out what to do was even greater. They were trying to pick him up and he was dead weight.  And I'm thinking that now I've seen it.  Drunk dumb ass Kids great entertainment.

3. We're diving home and 2 of the girls had to pee. I said," we are just about to the Washington turn and I will pull over their." And I did cause I'm nice and they hop out to squat and right as they are squatting this big truck turns off the highway and honks at the pee ers bare asses and all. I laughed and they laughed.

So it was worth getting out of the house.

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