There are some good reasons why I want to be reincarnated as a man, my top five reasons at the moment are that men:

• Can pee standing up, and in public/the great outdoors
  

Ok so it isn't the most attractive sight, but it MUST be convenient on one of those It-a-2-hour-wait-for-the-N25-or-a-45-minute-walk-home nights, to know that you can jog behind the nearest bush to relieve yourself.
No you didn't go before you left the club, did you SEE the state of the toilet floor? Does it LOOK like your shoes are waterproof?

• Can 'fuck'

Sorry, this one is a bit rude. But men seem to rate this ability quite highly. I am a bit of a feminist, so I always say in response to this argument, that of course women can fuck too - if they want to. But I have to admit, I don't really believe that its quite the same.

• Can go on and on about their favourite sport/team/car

And other men just look impressed or join in, whilst women put up with it. If a girl tries it, her girlfriends will either tell her to stop boring-on, or not invite her out next time, and guys will either feel intimidated if she knows too much, or be full of derision and rude if she knows a gnats-arse less than they do.

• Can be 'a stud'

Or whatever. ie have a lot of girls/dates/one-night stands. Of course girls can too. If they do, they are sluts. Its a good way to lose a lot of respect, fast.

• Can be blond
  

Without people assuming that they are stupid.

Uggh its been a long time.
And I am ashamed of my most recent previous entries, almost to the point of wanting to delete them.
Especially the ones about a boy.
Yukk, boys.
Give me a man anyday, or preferably, a woman.
Still if i delete them I will have nothing to remind me of my shameful behaviour.
What was I thinking? Only I could tell that, and to be honest I don't know.
I suppose that everyone wants to be adored, and when we find someone who is prepared - with little encouragement - to adore us, we are apt to act unwisely.
It won't happen again.
I have sworn off relationships. There is noone in this world (that I know of) for whom I am prepared to abase myself to the point which I generally do in relationships, ever again.
The sickening hopeful adoration, the stripping of the personality and the attempts to mould myself into whatever I think that someone deems desirable.
Disgusting behaviour.

Just in case anyone loves me enough, this is what my heart desires

K2 Womens Luna snowboard, sigh... yet another thing of beauty, I'm spoiling you today
xxx