One Thursday Night...

//EDIT// I did not drink that night, nor will I do so for a long long time. There, case settled.

I decide that I haven't had some hardcore fun for a while, so after chem prelims, which I did not take (thank God!) Jimmy, Nick, and I head out to get some alcohol. No worries babies, I drank coke for the games and stuff. CRAAAAZY fun, like I can't even explain. I haven't laughed that hard in a night for a LOOOONG time. Last time you guys met Angela and Jim, but this time, I want you to meet my other lovers.

I went to a frat party a couple weeks ago, and I totally hated it. I don't mind the excessive smoking partly because of the kids I hung out with for Cornell Summer College, haha, remember those mofos? I still love you guys..And because I worked in the smoking section of Red Lobster. It was the smallest and easiest. Haha. And I used to have a MAD problem with drinking for various reasons I won't say here, but after talking to my mom I guess its ok.

So the dancing is a definite gross factor too. But to make a long story short, if I go next time it's going to be with my girl friends. Frat parties are a sin hole in general. I don't know how people have fun if they don't drink. But then again, I'm one of the few people whos alcohol experience was a lick of Smirnoff from Steph Kitchell's cup. Hopefully when I'm dancing with my Giggly Girl crew, I can erase some bad memories from my head. BLAHHHHH GROSS! Last time I came back from it, I swear I downed a whole bag of popcorn my myself, and if I didn't feel fat already, I would have shoved another bag down my throat.

So Jimmy and Nick brought me to this frat house where they picked up vodka, and we went to this guy Brian's town house. Holy crap was it a gathering of fun, energetic kids...who got funnier when drunk. These kids are insane. My mom was right; I have to see people get drunk for a good laugh. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves. Have fun babies!

Me and Missy in somebody's hat. I really hope they don't have lice, cuz that would be flippin nastayyyyy.

Nick, Big John, Michelle: Team One! You start on one end of the table and down a liquor thing. Then you place half of the up face up on the edge of the table and try to flip it upsidedown. When this happens, the next person repeats step on. Holy crap, I write too many Bio labs.

Brian, Jorge, Missy, Jimmy: That mutha-trucka drinks like non other. He drank for three people at one point and hardly got tipsy! He did become the BFG..the Big Friendly Giant. Haha, SOOOO funny!

Nick trying to pour it in correct proportions without shaking too bad. No success..

Mon cherie et Moi. I love Michelle.

Nick and I. My first shot! Of... air alcohol. The pictures tonight were absolutely REDIC. Could Nick have gotten any more red? This poor kid puked twice that night, during which I hid in the townhouses when he started making gag noises ,cuz the last time I saw someone puke I threw up too.

JIMMMMAYYYY, ANNAAYYYY, NICCAYYY

First snowfall in Cornell, and we celebrate in the best way possible. I was upstairs trying to make Michelle feel better after a terrible incident (that was all my fault. IM SO FUKING SORRY GUYS!) when Missy comes up and screams that it's snowing.

Me and Missy

Cheer up Michelle! Missy, Jimmy, and I. We look so naturally happy. Last night was craaazy, and I don't regret a moment of spending it with these lovers. My Cornell Family..uhuh!

We partied in this poor guys house. Meet Brian...meet WifeBeaterShortsWearing Brian.

Claire, Me, Michelle, Missy. Dancing on a picnic table. As you can see, Michelle was so excited she only has a sweather on.. and no shoes!

Take two! Like my photoshop skills? UHUH! Black and white, with a touch of color!

Missy and I being overly happy :D

I love you baby! Don't cry!

Michelle, Missy, Me, Claire. Townhouse community plus Miss High Rise 5.

Missy says, "Yo Jimmy, take a picture of us catching snowflakes!"

Me and Jimmy...two starving Chinese kids eating God given snowflakes from the sky. Hey, it's free and that's all we care about. Can we get a booger check? ... CHECK!

Me, Big John, Missy, Jorge. My face is screaming OOOPS!

Michelle is freezing, so John is warming her up all warm and toasty. How cute is that?

Claire, who comes from freakin Hawaii! She decided to come out and take retarted pictures with us :D

John and Brian being HOMO! Brian's expression is mother freaking priceless.

Brian and Missy

Jorge and Alex...you'll see more of this kid. HAHA

Jorge, Alex, Jimmy, Brian

Jorge, Alex, Missy, and Nick

Jimmy, Joon...etc etc

Dude, what's with the peace signs?

Stop with the fob signs!

So freaking drunk. When this poor kid is about to puke, Jimmy keeps telling him to walk. Haha, what a friend.

Ina and I. Goddamn, we're always so happy to see each other!

Ladies and Gents, allow me to introduce you to Brian's fine ass. ASS, I said!

Michelle. Natural state.

Dancing!

My after alchohol munching. I bit off a piece of Nick's head. Oops, but I don't think this drunk guy even noticed.

Alex getting it on with the lamp. If you rub it well enough, a Genie will come out and grant you three wishes. Uhuh!

Joon, Missy, Alex, Jimmy. Get a load of Alex's eyes. Watch out Jimmy!

My munchies acting up again..I want a piece of that cuteness!

Nicks tongue..holy crap. Please don't lick me.

Oh my gosh! Shit, Jimmy passed out! What am I going to do?

Jimmy, PLEASE BREATHE!

NO, HIS HEART STOPPED! WHO WILL TEACH ME MATH NOWWWWWWW? Shoot man, these are the funniest pictures EVER!

Jimmy carries me all the way from the townhouses to the bottom of RPU, so I carry him from there to Jameson. Not bad huh? I'm not so weak. I'm strong! He was definitely tipsy though, and when he walked down the stairs with me on his back, I prayed really really hard.

Nick repeatedly steals my camera. I say, OK dude, it's time to give it back.

No, I REALLY need the camera back. Oh gosh, there was no need for that. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, and the ugliest picture of the year goes to...

Ok, and this is me saying PEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss out Lovers!

Have a good time in college, wherever you are, and try to make the best of it! Keep your mind open, but don't compromise what the Bible says you aren't allowed to!

The Rattack..like Rat + Attack...get it?

Everyone, Annie Cheng dissected a mutha-trucking rat today. The body was 8 inches long, and the tail was 5 inches long. I "flipped the shit" for 30 min, was shaking non-stop, made real (not faked) barfing noises, but I eventually got over it. Austin told me that when I left the room, people were laughing because I was so grossed out. He took a picture with his cell phone. Share my pain =] For those girls looking to lose weight and not being able to eat for about 3.6 months, oooogle at the rat. His name is Mr. Cheese-It, and he lives in a liquid filled plastic bag on the bottom of a metal cabinet, labeled "Annie Cheng, Flock 16."

Don't look if you're queasy!

I'm warning you!

Ok, here goes...

Yummaayyy, tastes like a mix of course hair and sour preservatives!

I feel accomplished. Now, more Biology, even after doing Unit 6 for freaking 2 days straight. I still freaking love Cornell though!

K, PEASSSSSSSSSSSSSS OUT! =]

Freakin' Prelims =[

I'm so stressed right now, it's not even funny. I know all you upper classmen are thinking, Annie Cheng, you still have a long way to go. I know I know, but it's just that it's my first actual prelim for Calc, and genius Carlo Salvaroni isn't here to teach me everthing on the review sheet last minute.

After dinner on Friday, Michelle kinda knocked some sense into me, saying how the Bio lab took her 8 hours, and she still wasn't done with it, so I didn't go to the fellowship I was dying to go to. It was a combo of 3 different fellowships and people came back telling me how amazing it was. =[ I pulled an all nighter that day with Debbie, Michelle, and Austin. I slept at 5, and Austin slept at 7. Damn the Bio lab.

The Sat morning, I kept working on Bio alllllll the way until 7 PM. That night, I wrote two 3 page essays and emailed them to my professor, telling her I was sorry I sent it late. I slept around 4 that night. Sunday morning, I skip church and study all day for Chinese. That night I slept at 5:30 and woke up at 7 to finish revising my essay. Monday morning, I bomb my Chinese test. In a 20% True and False section, I put in all False. I coulnd't read the Chinese, and the other sections were half filled out. I felt like a failure.

Last night, I slept at 3, though I managed to get in 6 hours of sleep. I still haven't finished studying for my prelim at 7 tonight, and didn't do any practice problems. I've never drank so many red bulls and double shots in my life, and I feel like I need to pass out.

I feel like God is so far away from me. I didn't go to church for the last 3 Sundays and I only went to one Friday night fellowship. I'm feeling desperate.. something inside of me needs to be filled, and I'm going to rectify that tonight. Prayer and devos. I'm so sorry Jesus, I need to be a better Christian.

MUD FIIIGHT!!

Hi Sillies! So Cornell is officially the best school in the world. Move over Harvard! You've got nothin' on us! I've been on the craziest friend meeting fest. College is better than I had imagined. I'm so happy we started a week earlier than everyone else, cuz I'm having fun and DEF staying pure. No alcohol and drugs and sex! Haha, and all the while having a blast. Shout out to all the people who called me from NJ, cuz I still love you guys! RCCC family and my favorite Fiona Lee, I think about you guys all the time! Ok, so work load is HELL because I'm taking Chinese 109, and it's a "hella" lot of memorization. I learned how to write "drunk" in Chinese. Haha, how random is that? But lots of laughs and the people here make it a hell lot bearable. One of my best friends here, Angela, is from Cali, and she's making me say Hella, so I'm def getting Cali-fied. =]

In case some of you were wondering, NO IM NOT HOOKED ON ADD PILLS YET. Haha, that shit was CA-LAYYYZYY! Kathy my dear, please air mail some over. Thanks =]

I def miss my brother a lot. It's weird, we got in SO many fights before his 5 week trip to Africa, but after he came back, we were so chill. But I decided to pamper my metro-loving rising Sophomore brother and got him Armani shirts. He's in for a suprise! Haha, I made mad money over the summer, so it's ok. =]

But anyway, picture time! We had a mud fight with...I don't even know how many people, but only Jim and Angela are in the pictures =[ Have fun laughing at us! I got mad mud in my eyes and mouth. NASTAYYY as hell. I miss you guys! Don't forget to call if you have Verizon, cuz I got a new phone. It's still the same # if you were wondering =]

Angela and I being..slutty =]

Jim wanting some action too.

No one can flip the Judo Master!

I hope my mom's not looking at these picture =O

Jim! What are you doing?

One happy guy =]

So I hope that doesn't crash your computers, cuz I don't have photoshop on this computer and didn't make the picture smaller. Sorry Sherry!

PEASSSSSSSSSSSS OUT!