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| Mmm... Last Week Ever!!Alright guys... we're headed into the final stretch here. Its the last full week of school. In about 30 some days I'll be gettin married and graduated and all that jazz. Im pretty calm still. I mean, I've had my stressed moments, like when I found out that Michie Tavern was not available for the rehersal dinner, or when Marc and i were trying to find out where to go for our honeymoon... but now it all seems to just be coming together. looks like we're going to be moving to richmond and i will actually be teaching at a high school. there was a slight chance there that we werent gonna do that. but after marc got into vcu for grad school... it all looks good.
details details... here are some details:
-Honeymoon at Punta Cana Dominican Republic
-50 some people actually going to be at the wedding
-Probably going to be living in Chesterfield Co. when we come back
-Got the marriage license
-The one and only Chance Webster will be a groomsman
-I have a hankering for pizza
-I wore my contacts today from noon till 6pm :) Go me!
hectic schedual in the next coming days:
-Tomorrow: Meeting with the Belvediere people @ 2pm
-Wednesday: Physical Therapy @ 3:30pm
-Thursday: Physical Therapy @ 1:30 and meeting with the caterer @ 3pm
-Friday: NOTHING (yet)
-Saturday: Trial run of hair and makeup @ 10am
-Sunday: Probably a NoVa run
-Monday: NOTHING (yet)
-Tuesday: Doc Appointment @ 1:30 and Math Final
-Wednesday: Eyebrow Appointment @ 4:30
-Thursday: Ecology final @ 10:30am
-Friday: Set up for Arch102 Final Review
-Saturday: Arch102 Final Review and work from 8pm-midnight
it goes on... i swear. :) But i havent lost my mind yet. thats a good thing. | | |
| Woah... If you leave Earth at the speed of light and travel 80 ly (light years) in any direction and are able to return instantaneously... you will meet yourself... and technically travel 80 years in the past, which means that you would be time traveling, and yet not be. Right? You would be 80 years older than when you left. Therefore the only feasable way to make this work is to go out 25 years or something to which you arent ancient. If one did this, you would be able to exact change.
This is the shit that Marc and I actually talk about before we go to bed at night. We came up with this at 12:30am the morning of the 19th of April. We actually got out of bed to write this shit down. Wow. Go us. We're smart... yeah?
Beat that MotherFuckers.
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| Nurf... ((RANT))Lemme say this right now. This is a rant. That being said, we can continue:
Myspace. Parents. Technology. Uninformed. Ok... parents are stupid. We all know that. Old people are stupid. We know that as well. The media will jump on anything to scare the fucking bejezuss out of people. This week's target? Myspace, Facebook... and the like. What the fuck people...
News programs are all about telling people these days that Myspace will get their child abducted and abused. What the fuck. If your child is that fucking stupid to talk to people they dont know from adam and then MEET THEM then they deserve to end up in a ditch somewhere. I dont care. I dont want them growing up and leading our country when I'm old and moldy. Someone that stupid is just asking to be murdered.
Parents... maybe if you didnt ignore your child and just bitch at them when the tv tells you to, maybe then your kids will be able to sit you down and have the "myspace talk" with YOU. I envision that it would be something like this:
Kid: Mom, Dad... I wanna have a talk with you guys, because the TV is feeling you false information
Parent: Ok...
Kid: Now, I'm a part of this thing called Myspace, which is a wonderful thing because it connects people all over the world together and we can talk and share music and have funl.
Parent: ((Start hyperventilating at the word, "MYSPACE")) Ok... now I dont want you on it.
Kid: Mom, Dad... I'm not a stupid fuck. I dont have my phone number, cell phone number, or address on there. Yes, there are many many child molesters out there... but I'd like to think that I'm smarter than a dumb shit who has to fuck kids to feel good about themselves. Now, i'm going to tell you something that might shock you... are you ready?
Parent: ... yes?
Kid: I have been sexually solicited online.
Parent: ((Starts to cry and begins to pick up the phone)) WHERE DID THEY TOUCH YOU!?
Kid: Mom, Dad... put the fucking phone down. You know how I handled the situation? I blocked them after telling them that they're stupid fucks. Only kids who are into some kinky shit answer those messages. And they're fucked up anyway. Nothing that other dude is gonna do to them that pot and heroin cant easily wipe away. I'm not stupid.
Parent: But we love you and want to keep you safe... let me baby you and take away your computer, cell phone, and ban access to the internet.
Kid: Um... no? I'm not a child? Obviously I've proven myself capable of handling technology... and you've proven yourself susceptible to media brain washing... congrats... lemming.
Anyway, this could go on. Old people will believe anything you fucking tell them. But all of this crap brings me to another post that I ranted about a while back. That fucking kid who fucking says that he was duped into the world of Child Porn. The same one who spoke to congress about the dangers of the internet. Yeah. YOU DIPSHIT! YOU MADE MONEY OFF OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SCHEME! YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE DOING, AND YOU FUCKING GOT WEALTHY OFF OF IT. YOU ENJOYED MAKING MONEY TO FUCK WOMEN AND POST THE PICTURES ON THE INTERNET. YOU EVEN TURNED IT INTO A PROSPEROUS ONLINE ENTERPRISE WITH THE HELP OF YOUR FATHER YOU SICK FUCK!
Ok... enough of that. I'm pissed about alot today. But i'm not pissed... interesting, eh?
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