Laughed so much today that i almost threw up..it was scary..i was crying and i couldnt breath..puwhahaha..wth.. all cuz of Kris and Alex..i couldnt even eat..gosh..i dont even know why it was funny. puwhahaha
And in Global..only cuz i wrote "weavers" on my hw instead of leaders the teacher..and everyone else kept making fun of me making up stuff about waever..puwhahaah it was fien tho..never laughed that much... Benson craks me up.. "the heck".. omg...
oki oki..my entry's so random...
im so happy today..hahaha la la la
42 things guys should know about girls:
1. Remember, ladies first.
2. Never be cheesy around ladies
3. When you're in a movie theater, ask her if she's cold.
if she is.. then give her your jacket (even if you`re cold)
4. Pay for everything she wants to buy
5. Don't act all tough and cool around your friends.
she's going to think you're a loser
6. Never touch her leg when you're inside
the movie theater and it's dark.
That's just.wrong
7. DONT MESS UP THEIR HAIR
8. But if she wants you to touch her hair
.. then DO WHAT SHE WANTS.
9. If she wants to, let her put make up on you,
or even touch your hair.
(*that's a sign that she likes you)
10. Don't stare down at her shirt.
That's.. also wrong.
11. Don't bullshit behind her back.
Especially to the friends that you guys share,
because she will find out (SO TRUE)
12. If she's your girlfriend, never ask. "
Are you Cheating on me?" unless you're really suspicious.
Ask that question, and she'll dump you on the spot.
13. Do what she means, not what she says.
14. Just because she flirts with you,
doesn't mean that she likes you.
15. If you're planning a surprise gift or party
or whatever for your girlfriend, don't tell
her friends about your plans.. trust no one but yourself.
16. Be yourself.
17. Never try to impress a girl by being someone else.
18. Never make promises like.
Promise me we'll be together forever
Promises can be broken
19. Girls are tough. Maybe even tougher than you guys.
Don't think that just because she's a tiny
little girl who can't do shit, doesn't mean that
she doesn't have friends who'll do it for her.
20. If you say she's fat, or she has a flat chest.
make sure you're ready for what comes next.
(HAHAHAHAHAHAH)
21. If you hurt her, she'll kick your ass.
22. Girls always expect guys to make the
first move.. SO if you`re a real guy, you`d ask her out
23. AND don`t procrastinate..
ask her before it`s too late
24. Don`t talk dirty in front of girls,
that`s a turn-off.
25. It`s okay to ask the girl where
she wants to go on the date.
26. Never kiss on the first date.
27. Don`t claim her if you didn`t ask her yet.
28. MAKE SURE your breath smells
good before your date
29. Friends before girl? Girl before friends?
who cares Learn how to time manage so that
your social life and love life are balanced
30. Guys, when you hug her.. PLEASE DO NOT
rub her back, you know what I mean? It`s like..
you`re tryin to feel her bra strap or something
which is definitely impolite
32. IF YOU GUYS WATCH PORN.. you better
not let your girl know... that`s a total turnoff
33. Don`t make out, french kiss, or eat the g
uts outta each other.. in public.. it freaks everyone out
34. don`t WINK at her..
THATS FOR OLD PERVERTED JACKASSES.
35. don`t picture her naked..
GIRLS DON`T LIKE PERVS
36. don`t expect her to sleep with you..
we don`t think about sex at all
37. If a girl asks you if she`s fat..
don`t say... "which part?"
38. Guys, don`t get into that girl-talk
you don`t wanna know
39. Girls do the things they do for a reason
40. If she wants to be alone, then give her space
41. girls dont really care about what`s below the belt..
So please don`t expose anything that`ll scare her away
42. Let her choose a movie, and you`ll
survive if she chooses a chick flick
50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:
1. Guys hate sluts.
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?"
- two phrases guys open with to stop from
stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but
before they go to sleep, they always think
about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about
what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses,
but once he's on the phone he forgets it
all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your
ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the
only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that
they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends
to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional
than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like
"You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion
that is far from what you are thinking.
And he'll assume he did something wrong
and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but
they usually stammer when they
talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money
to buy girls presents. So they come up
with ideas like saving their lunch money
for a week. But it never works because
guys are always hungry so they end up
asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before
you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend
seeks help from about his problems with
you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems,
he just needs someone to listen to him.
You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy
likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love
them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute
to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.
If a guy uses that, he likes you.
25. Guys think WAY too much.
One small thing a girl does, even if she
doesn't notice it can make the guy think
about it for hours,
trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not
other guys. Because most guys think
alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook
or advice book for flirting, but no guy can
write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection,
because if he's too-good-never-been-busted,
never been in love and hurt,
he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid
in front of the girl, he will think about
it for the next couple days or until the
next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about
asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from
the romance books that girls read and
take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between
being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back,
he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl,
he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone,
he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
It doesn't happen that often, so when it does,
you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or
is never around when you're with your boyfriend,
he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a
second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
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