QUOTE OF THE DAY::::

"Hey mom, i decided what my prom dress is gonna be. im thinkin......DUCT TAPE!" -me

yo homies, im feelin good today. im gettin new contacts soon, and this time theyre gonna be GREEN! *gasp* ive thoroughly enjoyed the day, even though my xanga is being a bastard and wouldnt play "smells like teen spirit" for my presentation... o well i still looked fuckin sweet in my grunge outfit.... yeah well i gots ta go, i think i'll find some icons for you guys. later.

~ashtray~

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"NOTHING's funnier than Dr. Pepper...." -me

well well welllllllll..... i had an interesesting couple of days..... first of all, i owe an explanation for the quote. well, i was sittin in spud's driveway with her and frenchy, and a cop drove by, so as he passed i screamed "QUICK, SPUD, HIDE THE METH LAB!!!!" and she spilled her dr. pepper on the driveway. so its just sorta flowing down like a river, and i start laughing in my stupid stonerish laugh (sounds like a sputtering engine). they start laughing too, and we just poured more dr. pepper down the driveway and laughed even harder. then spud rolled her can down (on purpose) and shouted "NOOOO COME BACK WAYNE!!!!" and i just tipped over in the grass and rolled around like an idiot, not able to breathe. we could NOT stop laughing. it was friggin sweet..... im laughing my ass off just thinking about it....... wooo we had fun.

but then again the rest of the day sucked. it sucked monkey balls. it started at lunch when i heard cory calling me a poser (like he has a right? he went from calling himself punk to dressing like a stupid wigger) and i whirled around and said "im not a poser, im not trying to pose as a stupid fucking label, im me, so shut the fuck up" and he flicked me off, six people including me flicked him off back, and we went back to eating. then at church, the group talked about how "gossip is unGodly" and then the minute bible study class is dismissed, frenchy and spud see several of the girls pointing and laughing at me. yeah... we're finding a new church. then i get home and my little sister started yelling at me. someday im just gonna bitchslap the shit out of her, the next time she acts like my mom i will. so yeah the day sucked but its all gravy now.

well i gotta go watch south park and then viva la bam. luv yall loads! not really, but i said it anyways.

~ashtray~

QUOTE OF THE DAY::::

"Don't smoke pot in front of the baby...." -me in FCS

Todays theme is moshy colors... lol. well actually the theme is pot. but *SHHH* dont tell. well i felt stoned throughout most of the day. i wasnt actually, but i just felt UBER thirsty and hungry the minute i finished my espresso. maybe they put pot in it now. hmmm.

and jerrica has given me an interesting proposition. more on that later.

well i gotta go, tons of things to do online today, so fuckin little time.

~ashtray~

QUOTE OF THE DAY::::

"Look, I don't care if you respond with 'Okay butthole', just do what I say!" -Maynard

"Okay, butthole." -me

man peeps, you gotta quit puttin surveys on your xangas, i cant resist doin them all, lol. just kiddin..... well most people at school were pretty nice, i mean they complimented me on my contacts and stuff.... like everyone did except st. hotness. :(. o well... SURVEY TIME!!

---/ FIRST THING YOU SAY WHEN YOU HEAR \---

| Justin-coleman|
 Pink-grayson
| Bed-jimmy...lol
| Chip-hook, slice, putt, drive, etc etc
| Phone-everybody neeeds a sidekick
| Rag-head... dont ask
| Santa-biggest heartbreak of my life.... HES NOT REAL.... WAHAHAHAHA
| Austin-powers... shagadelic, baby! yeaaaaah

| Paris-hilton *coughDIRTYSLUTcough*
| Blue-sky
| Late-night
| Green-DAY

| Hello-goodbye

What would you do if...

((One if your friends came-out?)) O PLEASE LORD DONT LET IT BE JIMMY!!! *weeps uncontrollably*

((Your dog bit you?))*FWAP*

((your favorite teacher gave you a detention?)) say "whatever asshole"

((Your favorite T.V. show got cancelled?)) NOOO! BAM I LOVE YOU!!! WHAHAHAAHA

((Your xanga got shut down?)) umm... make a new one

((You lost your favorite earings?))dude that happens all the time... buy exact replicas

((You couldnt eat your favorite food beacuse you just found out you were allergic to it?))once again, happened before, ate lots of chocolate instead

Have you...

((Done something you regret?))shyup

((Made-out with anyone?)) no

((Shoplifted?))*SHHH* be quiet... the walls have EARS..... *whispers* yesh

((Kissed and told?))nope... havent kissed to tell about

((Dumped your boyfriend/girlfriend for your bestfriend?))nope

((Eaten spinach?))cant remember

((Make a snow man?))yes- on the roof! (that was fun, alex)

((Played in the pouring rain?))what, you havent?

Whos your favorite...

((Actress?)) anyone but SMG

((Actor?))mmmm JOHNNY DEPP and dom

((Pet?))mousy babykins

((Sibling?))err.... i only have one, not much of a choice.

((Singer?))GREEN DAY, BYOTCH

((B/f or G/f you've ever had?))err.... havent had one technically

((Blue or Dora?))umm none

((Did you like this quiz?))boredom strikes again

Bold all that apply..

I hate yellow.

I like my best friend.

I'm obsessed with the Warm Vanilla Sugar from Bath and Body Works.

I have been to Star Bucks atleast 10 times.

I dont know if my boyfriend/girlfriend likes me as much as they used to.

I have a dog.

I like watching Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

My middle name is dumb.

My Best friend is awesome.

I obsess over everything.

I spend way too much time on xanga.

I'm a computer whiz.

I have AIM.

My favorite store is Claires.

Shopping is my favorite sport.

I love little kids.

My computer sucks.

I'm one of the few poeple who gets along with my parents.

I hate rain.

Summer is my favorite season.

Pink is pimp.

I say pimp too much.