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| never underestimate the power of carefully worded nonsense.
got any up dog?
yay! got out of drama and into art!
yay! got into alg 2 honors!
boo...tests already
what say you?
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| do YOU have any up dog?
FalcoBumble12oot: do you have any up dog?
aznfiredrake007: err
aznfiredrake007: what?
FalcoBumble12oot: do you have any up dog?
FalcoBumble12oot: (now you ask me what up dog is)
aznfiredrake007: what's an up dog
FalcoBumble12oot: (take out the an)
aznfiredrake007: what's up dog
FalcoBumble12oot: whats up
aznfiredrake007: very nice
aznfiredrake007: very very nice
FalcoBumble12oot: hey
Call Me Tootles: hi
FalcoBumble12oot: do you have any up dog?
Call Me Tootles: huh?
FalcoBumble12oot: do you have any up dog?
Call Me Tootles: um i dont know..
FalcoBumble12oot: ask me what up dog is
Call Me Tootles: what is up dog?
FalcoBumble12oot: whats up!?
Call Me Tootles: omgosh...
Call Me Tootles: lol
FalcoBumble12oot: do you have any up dog?
xRandomx91: huh
FalcoBumble12oot: do you have any up dog?
xRandomx91: whats a ' up dog '
FalcoBumble12oot: no a
FalcoBumble12oot: just up dog
xRandomx91: what is that
FalcoBumble12oot: ask me again
FalcoBumble12oot: and ill tell you
xRandomx91: what is up dog
FalcoBumble12oot: whats up?!
xRandomx91: lmao.
xRandomx91: i get it
FalcoBumble12oot: lol
FalcoBumble12oot: do you have any up dog?
HEARTACHEMETLIPS: wtf
HEARTACHEMETLIPS: idk
FalcoBumble12oot: ask me what up dog is
HEARTACHEMETLIPS: what is up dog?
FalcoBumble12oot: whats up?!
HEARTACHEMETLIPS: mmmahaha
xXHoBoTaMeRXx: hey
FalcoBumble12oot: do you have any up dog?
xXHoBoTaMeRXx: ?
FalcoBumble12oot: do you?
xXHoBoTaMeRXx: seven up?
FalcoBumble12oot: no
FalcoBumble12oot: up dog
FalcoBumble12oot: do you have any
xXHoBoTaMeRXx: wtf??!!
FalcoBumble12oot: do you have any up dog?!
xXHoBoTaMeRXx: WTF IS AN UP DOG
FalcoBumble12oot: no, ask me whats an up dog
FalcoBumble12oot: withouth the an
xXHoBoTaMeRXx: OMG
xXHoBoTaMeRXx: WUT KIND OF A LAME JOKE IS THAT
FalcoBumble12oot: hey
h4n9m4n: hi
FalcoBumble12oot: do you have any up dog?
h4n9m4n: up dog???
h4n9m4n: ??????
FalcoBumble12oot: yea
h4n9m4n: what is that
h4n9m4n: :im not going to say whats up dog:
FalcoBumble12oot: whats up?
h4n9m4n: dogs.
FalcoBumble12oot: whats up dog?
h4n9m4n: yep
FalcoBumble12oot: lol
my daily dose of fun....  | | |
| 23 Essential Truths
1. A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. A ceiling Fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
9. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.
11. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5 minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
22. It will however make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Summer is almost over. A week to go. Bloody joy....no?
1-Honors world history
2-PE
3-Honors chemistry
4-algebra 2
5-Honors comp/lit.
6-drama...(hope that it is soon to be changed)
hooray for the update! short, but thourough enough...yes? | | |
| ugh. first week of summer school sucked. on the first day we did 65 vocab words and we outlined 100 pages out of the health book. boring stuff. well, at least its only for 12 days. might post something later, like some new questions or something... | | |
| Knott's was okay, school is almost over, time for another post!
A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses..."
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