All the princesses that I've romanced were always kinkier if they wore hoop earrings.  What do you think?

Here's one of my many experiences with a princess wearing enormous hoop earrings.  Not only were they huge, she was wearing double.  After our romantic date, she couldn't wait to get to my place (just like all of my first dates).  She "wanted" to see my guitar collection.  She got the opportunity to hear my angelic yet masculine voice sing a song I've been working on.  One thing led to another and before you know it, we're on my silk sheets kissing passionately.  She took charge and demanded that I "fuck her in the ass." 

Afterwards, I thought we were done, but she still continued!  These lyrics kept playing in my head over and over again: "She put it in her mouth!"  I figured that since I always eat extremely high quality, fresh, and expensive foods combined with my fast metabolism, my fecal matter was just like slightly old food homeless people ate.  I was going to grab the hoops like handles and use them to control her head movement, but my strong grip would surely have warped them.

I usually give a goodnight kiss after dropping off my dates, but this time I didn't.  It just made her want me more.  She was one of those shy library type girls.  Wouldn't expect that from those types, huh?