| | A few of you may be wondering what happend to my princess. I tried to keep it private, but I guess I'll make it public. My beautiful princess died. After a few months of making love, she started to show strange symptoms. I won't get into the gory details, but it wasn't pretty. Very strange, because she was perfectly healthy when I met her. I've been with thousands of women, but this is the first time it happend (that I know about).
Actually, I've known a few sexy princesses that seem to have disappeared from the face of the planet after finding out that she wasn't fit for me. Women are always depressed when I break up with them, but a last intense love session always puts a smile on their face.
I'm a strong manly man with a sensitive side. I usually do not cry at all, but the day she was gone, I did. I was so sad that I bought some Virginia Slims and smoked them. The only other time I've cried was when I got a horrible haircut. My hair just wouldn't cooperate!
Now I'm over it, she may be gone, but not forgotten. Now I'll be cruising the streets while all the sexy princesses throw themselves at me. I just now hope all the haters don't try to get physical just because their girls are swooning for me! |
| | Posted 3/31/2004 7:42 PM - 69 comments
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