| soo..life is going pretty good.
pretty excited that i was picked out of the hundreds in my school to take part in an exam that would test everything that i had ever learned in school, which was simply i don't even know the word to describe it...but it was my pleasure to take it with the other choosen ones... questions like, "if bob has three dimes in his little jean pocket and he decides to reach on down and pick out one of the three dimes, what is the probability that he will pick out a dime?" this is not only a mathematical question, but a philosophical one as well and thankfully for my intense humanities training of last year i understood it quite well, can't say the same for the 346435346435 votech kids who probably didn't even get the real meaning out of such a powerful question. o and there is a survey that has more questions than all the fuckn harry potter books has pages, so A LOT, but it's whatever.
so i work at the psychiatric unit at the reading hospital. and today was like everyday there, an excellent day, but today something went wrong..i have found out that one of the beastly patients who had calls the cops 99 times a day and who tells them that turkey hill is being robbed and when the cops get there he flees...for NO reason at all...? on a 100 mile chase w/ the cops..and when the popo did catch him, he was talking nonesense so they put him in the spruce pavilion...well last week at a group therapy we had to like introduce ourselves and shit and say something about ourselves...and you kno i'm like yo bitches i'm from the mother russia and all that shit.. and i guess this had sparked something inside of him...so today this huge beast of a man was like, "so how's my russian doing..." and i'm like ha lol i laughed it off, bc i was helping another patient to the table he was sitting at. so i'm like it's whateverr and then while i was on my way to leave to go home, the patient that i helped sit down at the kitchen table who has grown infatuated with me was like PLEASE don't leave me, and i'm like i'll b here tomorrow it's ok i won't leave you and she calmed down and then he called me over to his side and said something that had got me thinking all day what FUCK does it mean...."hey my russian, do you know your vowels" i'm like what? i thought he said something else, he says in a sterner voice, " YOUR vowels, A,E,I,O,U"...i'm like looking at him as if he just farted...i'm like yeah i kno my vowels in the most WHAT THE FUCK are you talking about, but very profesional way, he nods and says, "you can leave now"..i'm like confused while leaving there today!?!? but the first time he said "o there's my russian or w/e" i talked to one of the therapists and they told me to stay clear of him because he has the perception of russians back in the old times as communists and he thinks i'm...lol SPYING on him, so that's why he watches me at all times..so great i'm pretty fuckkn flattered really. also this man when he gets too comfortable in an environment he likes to...undress himself and sit naked..this is pretty common w/o a lot of geriatric patients actually lol, but lol i'll make sure that he will never be too comfortable ever there or i'm throwing acid in my eyes and then o/d-ing on all the geriatric pills :) which they have many of. ha i have so many stories already and i've only worked there for one week...i can only imagine what great things are going to happen in the next 4-5 months...ahhh shiiiiiiiit. all i got to say is that if your going to be at one of my co-op meetings be ready to be overwhelmingly thrilled w/ these stories..if you ever want to kno what a real schizophrenic is like ask me lol bc i sit next to them and talk to them as if everything were alright like a normal conversatoin and then they yell out, "I CAN'T," or something like that, that the voice inside their head tells them and i have to ignore it and say, "O, You can" and continue on with the conversation as if nothing went wrong... lol have you ever met someone who killed their daughter...? BECAUSE she did not play the organ, like piano thing, very well, sure it was a long time ago, and sure no charges were pressed because the person was not mentally healthy i shall put it.. damn.
did you see the new russian girl? i have to represent, well not really because she's from belarus, which is like not where i'm from, but she's nice and like galina or vadim..she's more of more interesting russian than they are lol no offense of course..so talk to her, even though she won't understand what you will say give her a hoot and holler, be like YO leeza! and she'll run the other way ha no j/p.
i'm going to show u a picture of what brotherly love is all about...when it comes from my cell phone to the internet...your going to see it pretty clearly and for tomorrow GO EXETER BEAT READING WOO. well at least attempt to or get very close to it, w/o being gunned down, i shall b in attendance w/ my healing ankle, holla
OK SHMUCKS HERE'S THE UPDATE DOWN HERE AT THE BOTTOM: HERE'S THE BROTHERLY LOVE PIC I PROMISED YOU THAT WILL B DEDICATED ON BEHALF OF JJ. HIS EFFECT TONIGHT AT THE BASKETBALL GAME WAS UNBELIEVABLE AND HE'S OUR LIL BBALLIN ANGEL WATCHIN ABOVE! HOLLA AT THIS SHIT
EXETERIAN/RUSSIAN/JEWISH BROTHERLY LOVE...EXETER FLY EAGLES...FLYYY |
