Jack and the ball bees has been deleted . . . .sorry, but heres something else

Well the other day i said life is like a popscile and my punch line was you suck it . . . . . . and then after i said it people asked me what does that mean.

And I didn't know

So they said then why did you say it. To see what you thought of it and they reply i thought it was dumb.  Then i said well I ment to say life is like a light bulb you turn it on and off and they reply soooo what does that mean. I said it means what you want it to mean. Then It has meaning, said the person

                                     Jack and The Ball Bees 

                                           CHAPTER 1

     One day there was a Man named Jack. Jack had no life. Infact his life had the word no in it alot. He would ask people," can I." and before he got to finish they would answer with a no. Poor Jack. Jack had no friends either, because when he was only three years old he told the whole world that he was circumcised. He didn't really know what that word ment, but he told the whole world anyways. So when he would walk down the street people would piont and say," HEY THERES THAT SKINNED KID! HA HA!" Jack is now 21 with shaggy brown hair, a beard thats longer then him, pee yellow eyes, skin thin, big nose, and buck teeth. Jack did not like himselve.So being  very sad jack decided to go for a walk through the local park. While Jack was walking he was pointed and laughed at many times. He held his head down in dis belief that he'd ever have any friend. So he just never talked and kept his eyes on the ground. Not paying attention Jack falls into what appears to be a never ending Hole. Jack screams," AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE DID THIS HOLE COME FROM." People around that area not knowing his voice just pretend that it was the wind."Strange wind wouldn't you say," says one of the people." Yes it almost sounds like A person." says another.  Jack is very scared that when he gets to the bottom his body will go SPLATT. So jack (while falling) gets in a fettle position and starts saying Holy crap over and over again. Jack is not used to hearing is voice because he never really talked after he said he was circumcised. So it felt strange to hear is own voice. While thinking my voice is strange and saying holy crap at the same time, the bottom of the hole approaches. Jack sees the bottom opens His Eyes as wide as he can when all of a sudden . . . . . . .

To Be Continued