| | Here is a list of things not to do in case you were ever wondering:
1. Don't play a drinking game with everclear.
2. Don't drunk dial your grandma in a bar in college station.
3. Don't yell at a bartender accusing him of not putting alcohol in your drink, when really you're just too drunk to not taste it.
4. Don't cry at a bar in college station.
5. Don't try and pee on the side of the road when you are drunk at 4 in the morning because you might fall down a hill.
6. Don't wear open toe shoes around drunk cowboys because they might drop a bottle of beer on your foot and break your toe.
7. Don't call me an alcoholic. (seriously)
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| | Posted 2/21/2006 2:01 AM - 6 comments
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