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Friday, June 10, 2005

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 11:47:42 GMT

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Thursday, June 09, 2005

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 17:33:34 GMT

dude. last niht was insane
if you dont talk to hunter for four
months you can thank andrew. haha
i was a DQ with dean and hunter.
it was hardcore. right now im watching
south park. so maybe ill update laterr.
summer rawks. comment babyy

buygin ym plane ticket tonight.
16- arrive ;;; there last day of school ;; sleeping over mels
17- melissa's and somthing eles
18- melissa and ben and my party
19- melissa's and somthing eles
20- lindseys and somthign eles
21- troxies and somthing eles?
22- geordin birthday, leave

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Wed, 08 Jun 2005 20:36:30 GMT

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!

im gonana miss kaui and carl wayy much

my algerbra final was absolute murder

shopping!
i bought the top one... 20$ i think
it looks super hot on me 22$ i think

forever twenty one doesnt have my track jacket on line. buts its super cute. i think that melissa falbo will look fantastic in it.

comment<3

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 19:39:15 GMT

final sciene club + art show was fun

paige, courtney, and jolene all sang beautifully

carls legs are hawt. get over it you know its true.

me and my best friends are inlove.
melissa is my beautiful twin and i love her and i plan to marryy her at warped!! HOW MANY DAYS!?
is that melissa or me?? my god. who knows. well, i do, you dont. mwahha. bitch.
melissa made me a sign point two seconds ago. hehe.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Mon, 06 Jun 2005 18:01:55 GMT

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISGUSTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. EVER

read this, and please please sign there guest book tellign them how mcuh of SICK FUCKS they are. if you have ANY HEART.

this is just wrong.

Introduction

For centuries, people in the West have marveled at the delicate beauty produced by Oriental artists and sculptors. From gardening to tattooing to dance and martial arts, these craftsmen have enthralled us with complex forms and simplistic perfection. One of the most fascinating of the visual techniques to emerge from this highly cultured region is the Oriental art of miniature sculpture. Who has not been stricken with the expressive grace of Japanese Bonsai? Though once the sole province of Bonsai masters within Japan, Bonsai plants have been available to fortunate consumers throughout the world for some time. With this in mind, we are proud to now offer to you the animal complement of this art form; the Bonsai Kitten.

Method

At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust ( SO MUCH FOR THINKING THEY CARED ONE OUNCE OF THERE COLD BLACK HEART.). However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.

Practical Considerations

At Bonsai Kitten, we are happy to take care of all the little details and simply deliver to you a fully shaped kitten according to your specifications. However, for those who have applied for and received the appropriate Bonsai Kitticulture permits from the U.S. government, we are happy to provide details of the procedure to those who want to start from "scratch"! There are three main requirements that must be considered when making a Bonsai Kitten:

Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! If the containment vessel is sealed, you must drill airholes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels.
Food & Water. Especially if the kitten's head is being shaped (one of the most versatile aspects of the Bonsai Kitten), it will not be able to eat or drink normally. The most common solution is another hole in the container with a feeding tube to the kitten's mouth, where a liquid food slurry can provide both nutrient and hydration requirements.
Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!

I DONT EVEN NEED TO TELL U HOW SICK

dont beleive me?

http://www.bonsaikitten.com

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Sun, 05 Jun 2005 10:38:15 GMT

TODAY

IS

MY

FIFTEENTH

BIRTHDAY

last year me and geordin got two boxes of fireworks
this year my daddy gave me a digital camera, however, i broke it last week. can you say... shit!
im a pimp. i have the hot pink sweatpants too

more laterr.
sar-call me when you get outa church, if im not home yet or online call my cellular, whos all goign today?

comments!

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 21:07:45 GMT

TOMARROW IS MY FIFTEENTH BITHDAY

yeah, you should be jelous
because i get new stuff. hehe

TODAYYYYYY::
went shopping with my girl SARAH
i jsut love taht sexy bitch. we rawked it
the mall of america has no cute stuff.
so, don't waste your time. well, i take that back
the cute stuff was those two HAWT BOYS
we shoulda fallowed them. gosh sarah. wtf!
but after that we went to subway.
that girl thought she was the SHIT walking in there
and then we turn the cornor with out free subway
were like. "TAKE THAT" then we talk to
sarahs hot brother. and were like. WHAT. WHAT BITCH
then we rawked it in the car with nikki(her sister)
ITS LIKE THAT YELL LIKE THAT YALL
this girl is amazing<3. haha, "my personal stylist"
can you say G-A-Y? big sunglasses.
they turn you on like what! haha,

feeling good.
except.
idk wat the deal with me and trey is
we havnt talked in days. like. three.
idk. ::sigh:: trey, if you read this
call me or tell me if your still comin tomarrow

comments please? did i mention my new layout? props to the maker.

because i wanted to.

Friday, June 03, 2005

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 17:42:22 GMT

woodbury kids can go die

i fucking mean that.
im SICK of this shit.
how much shit do i do for you?
and how much do i get back?
NOTHING.

birthdays suck
its jsut an excuse
to get fucekd over
by your 'friends'

correction:: i love sarah, sara, ellie, julia, and scott.
but the rest of you woodbruy kids can still go die.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 22:24:45 GMT

FIFFTEEN IN FOUR DAYS

hello everybody.
im so exited. another year.
everybody better get me stuff
jsut kidding. anyway....
jsut got home from shopping.
i got 3 shirts + sweatpants.
ill post them later. cause im online.
adn im tlakgin to people.
more important then you. jk..maybe?
comments please<33

Monday, May 30, 2005

Mon, 30 May 2005 14:53:28 GMT

EDIT// 5:55
haha look at the time.

i deleted this entry. lets face it, it was BORRRING
today i went shopping. personally, i got nothing!
but, my mother left the mall with two bags!
one was from american eagle the other from forever21
maybe my PINK shorts from vikki were in there
we can only pray right? MY BIRTHDAYS IN 6 DAYS!
fifteen is just fabulous<33 id love love love more comments<3
maybe ill even post some pictures. IF i get lots of comments.

EDITT// (agian??) 6:02

im have boy troubles.
HELLLLPP MEE!!