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Currently Reading Animaniacs Adventures: Two Wacky Tales in One Cool Book! By Jane B. Mason see related

The day the snow stopped.

As the sun rose for the first time in 3 months I peered out from window of my igloo and I realized the snow had stopped. Rejoice was all I could think of doing so I did it. I rejoiced like I had just defeated the turks, the turks how I had forgotten about them. All I could do was hope that the long winter had killed them all off and that my eskimo blood would prove supieror to their thin turkish blood. But alas I was wrong so very wrong, for I had forgotten about turkish ingenuity, you see those turks are a wily bunch to wily for me so I ran far away. For months I ran then I realized the best way to escape from a turk is to fly. Turks do not like to fly in fact some say they can not fly so I hoped on a plane and flew back to pennsylvania another chapter in my life was over and forgotten about.

Tonight the moon looked creepy thank goodness a cloud covered it for me so I could fall asleep and not spend the whole night staring at the moon. I have this thing for staring at large round objects and apperntly it is harmful to stare at the sun the largest roundest object in the solar system, phoey I say that sun is so round and large that I can not take my eyes off it, in fact I would dare say that it is a crime for me not to stare at the sun.

You can not stay young forever if only that was true.

Currently Listening Mary Ann Meets the Gravediggers & Other Short By Regina Spektor see related

- Oedipus

Movies: Milo And Otis what a movie that was I watched you know watched it and enjoyed a rather serene movie it was.

2001 A Space Odyssey Scared me and disturbed me caused me many a nightmare that movie did unpleasant sleep it did cause.

Live and Sleep its all you need to do It really is fun to dream, to dream is to live and to live is to dream but when you live you have nightmares those dastardly devils at night they swoop in. Black steeds which bring the fears of the world to you whilst you sleep invisible to all but those trained in the darkest arts of Hitalaism.

While Exploring the mystic land of nearby cemetery I made a most horrific discovery what was this discovery you think why I found the gates to hell. Why you ask did I not enter these gate and defeat the devilish demons that lurk and creep in the darkest depths of hell, well the I heard a noise the screams of ORANGUTANS THOUSANDS OF THEM. And then I had a most  startling revelation about tang. You see tang uses ORANGUTANS in their commercials and Tang is an orange flavored beverage and ORANGUTANS are orange and ORANGE + TANG = ORANGUTAN.

Here are the gates of hell themselves.

gogogo gonna gonna gonna If the world revolves around you then you are the sun and you are fat LOL. cause you know the sun is rather large and round.

these guys are cooooolll caaatttsssszzzz just like me yeaaahhhh

Frustration.

Confusion

Well its time for me to commence my journey in to dream land.