Go ahead, guys and gals. Push back from the computer and road trip to
tip toe through cow pie and talk FISA with farmers. Pack a lunch
because you're going to be doing a whole lot of back plotting there on
the back forty. Spend some four buck plus gas to get ex-burbed and
exhaust the downside of retroactive immunity for telecoms with adult
patrons of Chuck-E Cheese. A little well-meaning progressivism with bad
pizza is a sure fire way to set right the wrongs of the Bush
administration, and hold accountable the likes of Barack Obama for
backsliding to the center.
But in all your travels and tidbit talking, don't dare let anyone in on
the dirty little secret. The hush-hush you know. Or should be privy to.
That neither Senator, by their actions, or lack thereof, should be
elevated to the high office of President of the United States. In fact,
but with few exceptions, no current federally elected official, and
those who served during the Bush administration in either branch of
Congress, should ever be considered for future high office.
To sum up, the Bush administration legacy is simple enough. How in the hell did they get away with it?
In your heart, you know they were criminal, corrupt, and contemptuous
of the Constitution. From torture, to no-bid contracts, to the
negligence of the prosecution of the war on terror, to, OK, pissin' on
FISA, there is an avalanche of evidence. So why didn't any impeachment
groundbreaking take place?
Where was the Maverick McCain, a torture victim, who cobbled together
legislation to bitch slap Bush, but backed off when the President
neutered the effort with a signing statement? Where was Barack, who
could have played Mr. Smith, but opted for Mr. Cool, noting the
political lay and that change was going to come? Where in the hell was
Hillary? And you know why I ask. I suggest there was not one Senator
with guts enough to go after Bush's bastardization of American
governance. But you know all that.
In the House (I know, it would all start there), there was Dennis, and
subsequently dismissed. But what about Pelosi? Why was remedy removed
from the table? You know why. The politics of impeachment trumps even
the dirtiest of deeds, and the dumbing-down of political discourse
makes policies mere pronouncements; just words without real world
consequence.
Evidence, facts, are just the filigree of hyper-partisanship. The
ship-of-state is piloted by spin, rumor and lie, twenty-four hour news
cycles, and ever rowdy AM radio. Impeachment is reality-based, or
should be; our current political landscape is not. But you know that.
So all is bad, but yes we can, or maybe not, and change that makes you
blink. So we couldn't get Bush, let's beat the crap out of Barack. Let
McCain's Attorney General investigate what happened at DOJ. Let Phil
Graham supply side the shit out of Treasury. Let Duncan Hunter run the
Pentagon, and we can live with another Bork clone on the bench. And
what the hell, let's hang in Baghdad for a generation or two, while
we're at it smart bomb Tehran.
So how are you coming with the folks? Those security moms understand
FISA yet? Got those dairy farmers up to speed on stare decisis? Got
those progressives understanding the process?
You can't govern if you can't win.