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Name: Chris
Country: United States
State: Virginia
Metro: Manassas
Birthday: 2/25/1988
Gender: Male


Interests: Eating children. No, I'm just kidding, haha. But seriously.
Expertise: Writing and photography. I'm also pretty good at sneezing, if I do say so myself.
Occupation: Photographer and professional
Industry: Industries, mainly.


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Member Since: 3/8/2005

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Currently Listening
Robbers & Cowards
By Cold War Kids
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Evolution Irrefutably Proven False

And I'm going to do it in only 17 examples (even though only one or two are needed), but there are dozens more where these came from.  I am stating these facts in the simplest of ways.  Some of them do need to be elaborated on in order to convince some people, but they still remain facts.  If you want elaborations, tell me what you want elaborated.

[Begin]

1) The Coelacanth fish, which supposedly evolved millions and millions of years ago into some other animal, was recently found still living, and still unevolved.

2) Birds prove that natural selection is incorrect.  (I'm trying to keep this comment short, so just ask if you want me elaborate.)

3) For evolution to be true, there would have been innumerable
transitional forms between different types of creatures. Therefore, for
every known fossil species, many more must have existed to connect it
to its ancestors and descendants

4) The improbability that not only one monkey would randomly turn into a human over time, but that TONS of monkeys would randomly turn into humans over time.   What are the chances that all those monkeys would randomly turn into the same animals (humans)?

5) A design needs a designer. 

6) Everything needs a beginning unless it is not restricted by the laws of science and time.  So if the Big Bang is real, it is truly a higher being worthy of being worshiped for being able to exist outside of science and time.

7) The theory of evolution claims that
organic life was created from inorganic matter. That is impossible. The top
scientists in the world with unlimited laboratory resources cannot change inorganic matter into a single
organic living cell.  A single "simple" cell has the complexity of a Boeing 747 jet, and all the parts of a jet, from the tiny screws to the wings themselves, do not just randomly come together to form a jet without someone actually doing the handiwork.

8) Human egg and sperm disproves evolution (ask for elaboration).

9) The scientific fact of DNA replication--including a built-in error checking
method and a DNA repair process--proves the evolutionary theory is wrong. The
fact is, any attempt by the DNA to change is stopped and reversed.

10) The proven 2nd Law of Thermodynamics disproves evolution.  I know you've probably learned how to refute this, but I can refute your refutation if you want me to.

11) There is no scientific evidence that a species
can change the number of chromosomes within the DNA.  Man could not evolve from a
monkey. Each species is locked into its chromosome count that cannot be changed. If
an animal developed an extra chromosome or lost a chromosome because of some
deformity, it could not successfully mate. The defect could not be passed along to
the next generation. Evolving a new species is scientifically impossible.


12) Evolutionists never <i>ever</i> answer the question of the origin of matter
because they know that something cannot come from nothing. They just ignore the problem.

13) The Big Bang could not have happened--you can't take a bunch of "nothingness," and then compact that "nothingness" into a tiny spot of "nothing," and that "nothingness" cannot get hot because there is nothing there, and that "nothingness" cannot just suddenly explode and create something, let alone a whole universe.  Even if there was an ignition of some sort, there is still nothing to ignite, and nothing to ignite it with, because, as they claim, there was nothing.  The Big Bang is just a story that was made up to get people to not believe in God, just as Jesus said would happen.

14) Mars has had all of the conditions necessary to provide the "spark" of life
according to the evolutionary theory. Yet there is no life on Mars. The river beds and river banks show no signs of vegetation
or trees. The ground has no fossils and no organisms. The place is absolutely sterile.

15) Radio silence in space proves evolution is wrong.  (Ask for elaboration.)

16) Timeline and archaeology prove evolution is wrong.  (Ask for elaboration.)

17) Statistical mathematics proves evolution is wrong.  (This on is obvious, but if you need elaboration, just ask.)

Bonus) Biologists keep changing the "scientific facts" and contradict themselves all the time.


Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Currently Listening
Med Sud I Eyrum Vid Spilum Endalaust
By Sigur Rós
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A Very Simple Lesson Proving the Existence of a Higher Being

I wrote this in a forum where atheists were making fun of creationists.  It is a reply to a guy calling himself "Ja":

Ja wrote: “You are losing, Creationists!”

It’s not a game. The purpose of the atheist is to disprove God. The purpose of the Christian is to love God. You guys treat it as a competition.

And since you want a competition, I’d have to say no, you’re wrong; more and more scientists are changing their minds about evolution and are realizing the obvious: that SOMETHING started it all. Everything needs a beginning. Whatever the first thing was that ever existed, it had to have ALWAYS existed, therefore being beyond time (as the Bible says God is) and not bound by science laws and stuff. So either you believe God always existed (which he can do because He’s a god), or you can believe the Big Bang always existed (which would mean The Big Bang is in fact beyond science). So you see, even atheists believe in a god.

Atheism: The belief that there was nothing, and nothing exploded, forming everything, without the need for some supernatural intervention. The non-existent nothingness just suddenly became existent, and atheists think this is science?? No, that is beyond science. In order for that to have happened, a higher being needed to have started it all.

And where’re all the missing links? We find fossils of a lizard and fossils of a fish, but SOMEhow we NEVER find the hundreds of transitional fossils that we SHOULD be finding between two species. Even a 5-year-old would tell you that if there are a hundred half-lizard/half-fish fossils, one whole-lizard fossil, and one whole-fish fossil, even that 5-year-old will tell you you’d likely find one of the hundred transitional fossils first. There’s a 1% chance of finding non-transitional fossils, and yet SOMEHOW, that’s all we find. We have found zero transitional fossils, even though 99% of the fossils we’ve ever found should have been transitional. Even Darwin pointed this out in Origin of Species, and it worried him.

Boom.  Thank you, thank you

I would like to know, please, what your opinions are on this.  Leave comments!


Friday, July 11, 2008

Currently Watching
Vanilla Sky
By Johnny Galecki, Kurt Russell, Timothy Spall, Tilda Swinton, Noah Taylor
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My Dreams Will Be the Death of Me; or, Everyone Is Lying

I don't fall in love with people. I fall in love with fictions. I fall in love not with actual beings, but with the person someone claims to be. All of them, every one of them, they're all actors. They put on little shows, don their attractive masks with painted-on lips and superficial blushes and dark ink on the eyelids, and they go out and look for people to trick. They, with their customized masks, their customized traps, they go out in search of someone wearing another, equally attractive mask. On the outside--if they are good artists, that is--they seem the epitome of perfection. But sometime later on, it always happens: we catch a glimpse of what's under the mask, and then our suspicions rise that something isn't right, and we get hostile and bitter and we realize the whole goddamned thing is a farce and you hate her for what she isn't and you hate yourself for falling prey, and a whole year later you still can't believe it.
I don't fall in love with people, because people are unlovable. I fall in love with ideas. I fall in love with what I want to see and with whom I want to love. I want to love a good soul, someone sincere, and so I see goodness and sincerity in everybody because they know those are qualities people find attractive, so they stamp the words "good" and "sincere" all over their masks, and I see it and I believe it.
And I fall in love with books. I think they are and always will be my only true love. Books, despite being filled with almost as much fiction as our loved ones, tell us right off the bat: "I am a story. I am what may have been, I am what may be, but right now I am a mere story." I fall in love with books for being so open right from the start, for not once telling me that the lies it contains are the truth, but are, in truth, lies.
I fall in love with these things that don't exist, these falsenesses, these fakeries, the fictitious sincerity of people and the sincere fiction of a book, the liars and their proclamations of goodness. And it's a horrible thing to fall in love with what doesn't exist. My dreams will be the death of me.


Friday, July 04, 2008

My Opinion on Internet Surveys and MySpace girls

This is my opinion of two things: Internet surveys that ask the same questions, and 95% of the females on MySpace who answer those surveys. (Xanga girls--you're not exempt from this!)

[Commence satirical observations]

BE TOTALLY HONEST!

1) Have you ever cried?
Of course, hehe <3

2) Have you ever had a vanilla AND chocolate milkshake?
Yes, omg, I <3 those, hehe!

3) Have you ever made a joke?
Nope.
(Hehe, that was a joke!)

4) Have you ever accidentally dialed the wrong number?
Oh, I'm sorry, I have the wrong number, hehe! (Hehe, I made another joke! <3)

5) Have you ever laughed?
Hehe, yes, omg, I <333 laughing, hehe!

6) Have you ever tried to lick your elbow?
Every day, hehe!

7) Have you ever given a gift to someone?
Every night on the streets of D.C.
, hehe!

8) Have you ever received a gift from someone?
Once when I was seven <3

9) Have you ever sung a song?
I've tried, but I'm not very good, hehe!

10) Have you ever eaten at Subway?
Hehe!

11) Have you ever flicked on a lighter?
Once when I was seven.
I'm like a pyro, hehe!

12) Have you ever watched a Disney movie?
Boo Disney, yay Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast and Flubber!

13) Have you ever switched to a different toothpaste?
What's toothpaste? Hehe, ROFLMAO, lol, I made another joke!

14) Have you ever walked in the rain?
OMG I <333333 walking in the raaiiinnnn! Hehe!

~LAST QUESTION~

15) What are you doing right now?
Filling out this survey, of course! Hehe! Lol! HEHE!

[End satirical observations]

Seriously, girls, enough with the hehes and the lols.

Lovingly,
Chris


Thursday, June 26, 2008

Currently Listening
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By Magnetic Fields
I Wish I Had an Evil Twin
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My Second Return and a Disturbing Photo

     So I'm back again.

     Now I'm gonna explain the photo below: A lady I know on MySpace sent me a picture of a flowerpot.  In the flowerpot is dry dirt and weeds and a little rock with "HOPE" engraved on it.  I thought it was funny.  And she told me that I now had to send her a piture of a flowerpot.  So it got my crazy mind thinking, and finally, about a month later (today), I came up with this:

Chris in flowerpot smaller

     Probably the most disturbing of all that I've done in Photoshop, wouldn't you say?



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