| | In your opinion who is the greatest actor of all time? Ashton Kutcher is by far the greatest actor ever to grace the movie screens. Period. And this isn't subjective, you know? He is the greatest actor; that's a fact. I don't think anyone in their right mind will disagree with me.
Have you seen him in What Happens in Vegas yet? He's sensational. He's like a funny Will Farrell, if Will Farrell were considered a good actor. There's a part in What Happens in Vegas when Cameron Diaz is about to go into the bathroom (presumably to drop a load), and we see Ashton in the foregroud, lying on the couch under a blanket with that impish grin of his. Cameron walks into the bathroom, closes the door, and a second later we hear a gigantic splash and Cameron scream from inside the bathroom. Ashton Kutcher then pulls from inside his blanket the toilet seat which he presumably took off the toilet, causing Cameron Diaz (who apparently doesn't look where she sits) to fall into the toilet, hence the gigantic splash.
Aside from great acting ability, Ashton Kutcher has a superb sense of style. You know that look that all the kids who think they're cool try to pull off, but really only one person can pull off? Yeah, that look belongs to the Kutch Man and the Kutch Man alone! It's the look where you comb your hair across your forehead, as if to say "Yeah, I know my hair resembles what was considered dorky in school in the nineties, but today it makes the ladies think I'm hip!" And boy is Ashton ever hip! He also wears those casual blazers. You know--the ones that are worn by every...single...band? Yes, only Ashton Kutcher has the right to wear such blazers.
Yes, the above was sarcasm. And what follows is a diatribe on the modern youth. (Please note that I am a "modern youth," but I am one of the few that the following paragraph does not apply to.)
All you people who wear "different" clothes, straighten your hair over your forehead, and pout your lips and spread your fingers into peace signs when getting your picture taken--get it through your heads: you are not different. You follow the trends that have become popular (sideswept hair and wacky clothes) and somehow you think that that makes you unique and gives you the right to say, "Hehe, I am a different sort of person & I am my own person, & if u don't like it, keep moving. Peace <3!" Well, following the trends makes you the complete opposite of "different" or "unique" or "your own person." Knock it off, you hippie wannabes. And some of you claim that the reason you wear such clothes is not because it's popular, but because you like those clothes. Yes--you like those clothes because other people like them! If you're into wearing what you like, why weren't you wearing those clothes/side-sweeping your hair years and years ago? I'll tell you why: because it wasn't popular back then. And in a few more years--five, ten at the most--the trend will change, and you will stop wearing the clothes that you claim to love. Because you're all poseurs.
And quit claiming you "love everybody." That's a lie. You only say that because you know that's what you're supposed to do. You wish you loved everybody I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too! |
| | Posted 5/11/2008 11:04 PM - 5 comments
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