| | My Opinion on Internet Surveys and MySpace girls This is my opinion of two things: Internet surveys that ask the same questions, and 95% of the females on MySpace who answer those surveys. (Xanga girls--you're not exempt from this!)
[Commence satirical observations]
BE TOTALLY HONEST!
1) Have you ever cried?
Of course, hehe <3
2) Have you ever had a vanilla AND chocolate milkshake?
Yes, omg, I <3 those, hehe!
3) Have you ever made a joke?
Nope.
(Hehe, that was a joke!)
4) Have you ever accidentally dialed the wrong number?
Oh, I'm sorry, I have the wrong number, hehe! (Hehe, I made another joke! <3)
5) Have you ever laughed?
Hehe, yes, omg, I <333 laughing, hehe!
6) Have you ever tried to lick your elbow?
Every day, hehe!
7) Have you ever given a gift to someone?
Every night on the streets of D.C.
, hehe!
8) Have you ever received a gift from someone?
Once when I was seven <3
9) Have you ever sung a song?
I've tried, but I'm not very good, hehe!
10) Have you ever eaten at Subway?
Hehe!
11) Have you ever flicked on a lighter?
Once when I was seven.
I'm like a pyro, hehe!
12) Have you ever watched a Disney movie?
Boo Disney, yay Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast and Flubber!
13) Have you ever switched to a different toothpaste?
What's toothpaste? Hehe, ROFLMAO, lol, I made another joke!
14) Have you ever walked in the rain?
OMG I <333333 walking in the raaiiinnnn! Hehe!
~LAST QUESTION~
15) What are you doing right now?
Filling out this survey, of course! Hehe! Lol! HEHE!
[End satirical observations]
Seriously, girls, enough with the hehes and the lols.
Lovingly,
Chris |
| | Posted 7/4/2008 5:34 PM - 109 views - 13 comments
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