| "i got this icebox where my heart used to be" -- wise words from omarion |
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| ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINERRRRRRR.
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| Grief changes shape, but it never ends.
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| An adult survey. Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and repost. Have fun.
1. Ever been to a male strip club? ::: yes, to see my gay friend dance! 2. Ever been to a female strip club? ::: yes, that too.. but i was wasted 3. Ever been to a bar? ::: oh yes 4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? ::: yes -----------------where's #5?----------------- 6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? ::: yes 7. Kissed someone of the same sex? ::: yep 8. Thrown up from drinking too much? ::: yep 9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24-hour period? ::: nope 10. Had sex in a car? ::: yep (HAHA, kris) 11. Had sex in a park? ::: noooo ("children running around naked fucking in the bushes") 12. Had sex in a movie theater? ::: nope 13. Had sex in a bathroom? ::: oh yeah that was a good time 14.
Had sex in a school? :::: ok this one time i had sex in tribble here on
campus... so... it's an academic building. does that count? 15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? ::: yep 16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? ::: yep 17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? ::: yes, it was a VERY nice cake pan in the shape of breasts 18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? ::: yep 19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? ::: oh yeah, but he's "waiting"... ugh 20. How many partners have you had? ::: 10. it looks so bad when you write it down 21. Have you ever received oral sex? ::: yep 22. Have you ever given oral sex? ::: yep 23. Have you ever had a threesome? ::: no 24. Are your breasts real? ::: OH YEAH 25. When was the last time that you were kissed? ::: a few hours ago 26. Have you ever used viagra? ::: no 27. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? ::: no no no no. 28. Have you ever kissed a stranger? ::: yes, my bad!
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| the guy i'm going on a date with tomorrow night:
toner is
college: march madness!
toner is college:
when is it?
toner is college: seriously,
when is it?
toner is
college: i just don't want to watch a retarded movie
like kung fu princesses of the mediterranean
toner is college:
actually i'd watch that
IDIOT. oh man. he's so hot.
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