History of my Hooptie the "silver bullet"
-November '00 - purchased in illadelphia for 3 g's and that was the end of my life savings

-December '00 all of the sweet neon lights the previous owner put in fell out.

-March '00 the 1st of many run-ins with the law, i got pulled over for doing 34 in a 25 - no ticket

-Summer '00 speakers bigger than my tires stopped working - I can no longer pretend im from the ghetto

-Jan '01 pulled over by THREE cops in leola for an expired experation sticker-no fine or explination for all the police

-Feb '01 car gets inspected - find out my ghetto muffler was not really a muffler at all but straight pipes - cost $200

-Summer '01 Silver paint job starts coming off to reveal the older "redder" version of my car - try to repaint it but that only made it worse

-Oct '01 Pulled over in ephrata for going 45 in a 35. - police thought car was suspicious, called for back up and patted me down for weapons - no ticket

-March '02 - pulled over in in lancaster for illegally tinted windows- no ticket but I had to remove the tint. What I wanna know is why didnt any of the other cops comment on the "illegal" windows

Summer '02 Breaks decided to give out - some how I didnt die and made it to the garage - Cost $300

Summer '02 Cd and A/C decide to stop working at the same time-no money to fix them - forced to entertain myself while driving

Fall '02 Drivers side windshield wiper stops working while driving in the rain at night - So i put on my aviators and drove with my head out the window for about 20 min. - Suffered from a severe head cold

Spring '03 Five cars slam on their breaks in front of me and me being in the back hit the car in front of me (Randy's Hooptie) - For some reason my car got ripped apart while Randy's car was fine - cost $500

Summer '03 After coming home from a long day of toll collecting at speeds in excess of 85 M.P.H (toll collectors of State Trooper Imunity) my wheel decides to break of just as I pull into my driveway (if it fell of while I was driving it would have been curtains for me AND my hooptie) - Cost $450

Fall '03 Pulled over while coming back from pitt for going 81 in a 65 - My first ticket - Cost $ 165 and 4 points on my license - funny thing was a car was passing me as i was going by the cop

Jan '04 Pulled over again in Beaver Falls, this time it's cause the back windows are "illegally Tinted" - as i was getting my insurance card the cop spotted some old bottle rockets i had in the glove compartment for about a year -  instead of fining me he made me break them up on the side of the highway - No ticket - After talking to another officer i found out my windows really werent illegal at all so i didnt have to take the rest of the tint off, the cop was just picking on me.

Feb '04 This time the front breaks decide to stop working - cost $325 

Spring Break '04 While visting alex leed at temple my hooptie was side swiped in center city - had to cut my trip short and since it was a no fault accident I have to pay for my car - Estimated Cost $300

- currently my car is at home waiting patiently to be fixed - soon we will be together again.

Sping Break 2004!!!

(Actual picture from my break)

my adventures--->

-  E Town College (weird people, weird school, never going back)

-  Brad Keith's Basement - Spent way to much time down there. But the picture on the circuit breaker made it worth while.

          .  Watched worst movie known to man "Cheerleader Ninja's" (sorry for picking it brad and steve)

          .  Became the smoke ring champion of the world

          .  Killed steve with Matrix Ball

          .  Ate more hot pockets than I could handle.

-  Attempted to see Conan

          .  Freedom Van got stuck in world's longest traffic jam.

          .  Train to NYC smelled like peepee

          .  Asian Taxi Driver harassed by biker, driver kept his cool.

          .  Girls with pink shirts are hot

          .  Lost Steve in art museum

          .  4$ chinesse buffet tricked us into eating fried bone chunks and     seaweed soup

          .  Subways stole money from steve

          .  old man tried to sell us three eggs for 10$ or two pancakes for 8$

          .  Central Park is dumb

          .  Chinatown is full of junkies and flunkies

- Trip to Temple.

          .  Five minutes before I got there, a jerk-face hit my hooptie, and i had to come home. So much for Tearing it up in illadelphia

-Shortest Trip To Florida Ever.

          . Monday Morning  Drove to Pitt>flew to Atlanta>finally Jacksonville = 14 hrs of travel

          . Tues morning toured JU. Decided I want to go there.

          . Tues night flew to atlanta, Than ran through airport Home Alone style to catch next flight

          . Back to Geneva aka "Boreneva"

          .the end

Today i recieved an amazing Christmas present. A grappling hook. As soon as we finished opening our gifts, i went outside and tried to scale my house. It's much harder than in the movies. I think i need ninja foot spikes to help me scale things. So in the spirit of the new year, these our my New Years resolutions, all envolving my ninja style grappling hook.

   1.  Scale the Lloyd Roland Gazebo.

   2.  Scale the Old Main Clock Tower at geneva and ring the bell so students get confused and think they are late for class.

   3.  Climb into Park City via that weird tent roof thing and go on a midnight ninja shopping spree.

   4.  Sneak into Brad Keith's beach condo and live a gansta life for a week.

   5.  Climb money rocks and commander ALL of the desert vehicles

   6.  Kill a terrorist by giving him a grappling hook to the head.

   7.  Use my ninja hook to lasso a goat and eat it

   8.  Jump from a bridge onto a moving speed boat via ninja hook.

   9.  And last but not least, lasso the perfect girlfriend with hook.

Have a Very Merry Ninja Christmas.

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