Tuesday, August 21, 2007

  • The power pasties Flesh!




    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Liz Hawk!

    1. Liz Hawk can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
    2. Liz Hawk was declared extinct in 1902.
    3. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Liz Hawk!
    4. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Liz Hawk.
    5. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Liz Hawk.
    6. Liz Hawk can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
    7. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Liz Hawk, though it may feel uncomfortable.
    8.A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Liz Hawk, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
    9. Contrary to popular belief, Liz Hawk is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
    10. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Liz Hawk!

Friday, August 03, 2007

  • Octo-lamb...almost

    This lamb was born in New Zealand a week ago, with 7 legs. It's unbelievably  adorable. I definitely want to adopt it, but I can't. It's a hermaphrodite and part of it's bowels are missing, so it can't get rid of waste and had to be put down. *sniffle*

    seven-leg-lamb

Monday, July 30, 2007

Saturday, July 28, 2007

  • Currently Watching
    Hot Fuzz (Widescreen Edition)
    By Jim Broadbent, Kenneth Cranham, Timothy Dalton, Julia Deakin, Patricia Franklin
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    By the power of Greyskull!

    Alrighty then, it's been a while since I last updated this thing, so I thought it was due time. Well, my brother is now at Camp Pendleton, his company just won some big competition they had and he really likes what he's doing. He'll graduate in September, and I get to fly out to San Diego (first plane ride ever!) to see him.

    My migraines have been more frequent lately (3 or 4 days out of the week I have one), so that really sucks. I also had pneumonia, a kidney infection, and sepsis. Besides all that I'm fit as a fiddle.

    I'm going to be taking classes, but not at CMSU or UCM, whatever you want to call it. I'm taking classes at a community college so I can save money and continue home schooling my youngest brother. I'm uber excited about a couple of my classes (Intro into Egyptology & Cultural Anthropology) and feeling so so about my other classes (I honestly can't even remember what they are).

    I don't know what else to say really, so I guess I'll end it here. No wait, I  read Harry Potter 7 and I wanted to smack JK Rowling for some of the people she killed off. Not to mention the lame epilogue, it was like a badly written fanfic. I'm pretending the epilogue doesn't exist. Now I'll end it.

    Das Ende.

Monday, May 21, 2007

  • My brother graduated yesterday! I honestly didn't think he would at one point, but he pulled through and got the hell out of there. I was really proud when he stood up as they were recognizing students going into the military...he goes to boot camp in a little over a month. My mum is going to be in tears constantly, le sigh.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Thursday, April 05, 2007

  • If anyone is considering swimming in the Congo at any point in time, you might want to take a gun...or a bazooka, I'm pretty sure this thing could kill a bear.

    congo-fish-teeth-01

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

  • So I'm checking out at wal-mart and the cashier says, "Can I ask you something?" to which I reply, "You just did." He then gestures to one of my items and asks "What are these? I've seen a lot of people buying them lately. Is it sinus medicine?" (insert long awkward pause) "Err, no. Those would be tampons."

    El fin.