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| 1 Day Till My Brother <Sam> Is 8 years old
2 Days Till My Mother is 50 years old
11 Days Till Christmas !!!!!!
~and~
17 Days Left of 2005 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Party at my place!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey Hey Hey!
Sorry Sorry Sorry,I KNOW I've not updated in like 184343643473743 years..but I was WORKING! Please don't send me plagues of rabid monkeys
Life has been busy,with WORK WORK WORK. I now work full-time at Burger King ,as the Hotel Job FIRED me because I was sick on one of the Thanksgiving Holiday-Days that I was supposed to work. *grumblebitchmoan*.
But I have been having a LOT of fun at work. All the guys there are great.I think one guy is like mad for me,hehehe. There's also a bunch of guys (well, only like 4 or 5,but still) that go through drive-thru everyday trying to get my phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  On my days off one of Many Managers always says "Your Fans were missing you,Laura" .He He He I'm Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuved!!!
But yeah,life at home's been fun too. I got drunk the other night.....by accident (I didn't realize that the O.J. was spiked....with Vodka). I drank like ....10 cups of Vodka and O.J. I was SO out of it...and what's funny-er-er..er is that 1) I still had a small buzz the whole of the next day
2) I had to WORK that next day (I'm a bad girl John needs to spank me )
~and~ 3) I had just gotten a new tape recorder and had forgotten I was trying it out,and had recorded the WHOLE thing. It's so fucking funny, some of the STUFF that is on that tape...... Like John running into the door repeatedly and NOT KNOWING TO STOP, and so on and so forth.
And I didn't even puke! John did 3 times-in the trashcan,ugh. But I can't stand the smell of Orange Juice...I accidently took a swig of Fanta Orange (orange soda for you that don't know), and had to run and spit it out, as I almost SPEWED right then and then there.
Yeah..probabaly not going to drink for a LITTLE while again.....
Okay,well,got to get,John'll be here any minutet now from a meeting at his work.
Have to figure out what to where tonite-not that I'm vain or anything,I just want to look 'decent' (cough). Anyways,tomorrow is my littlest bro,Samuel,'s birthday but we're celebrating today as tomorrow night John and I work. I got Sammy a really cool rollercoaster set,run by magnets and the rollercoaster itself is made up of magnets (the toy is called,I believe, K'Nex).Anywyas,it's huge---5' tall by 3' wide by 3' long.I hope he likes it
Okay, John's here, must GET
Till next time...
POO!
~Laura~ | | |
| 1 Day till Thanksgiving (tomorrow!!!)
10 More Work Days till I Get Laid...Off
22 Days Till Sam <My Littlest Brother>'s 8th Birthday
23 Days Till My Mom's 50th Birthday
30 Days Till Christmas
..wow.and:
37 Days Left of 2005
..and counting
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Hi hi hi all!
And what a BEAUTIFUL morning, especially for being nearly the last week of November! It's currently 50F out,slightly breezy and VERY sunny. Perfect weather for well..pretty much anything. If I had a kite I'd go fly it. But last time I tried that there was nearly a Ben Franklin incident. So yeah,maybe NOT.
I plan tody,after I get my big butt oouta here <here being the Library> to walk around Downtown Branson for a few hours. It's always lonely,John not being there,and it's even more lonely to just sit at home all alone for another like,10 hours (he doesn't get home 'till usually midinte-or-so).
And besides,there are alot of REALLY cool antique stores in the Dowtown..and I love to go antiquing. I'm a dork that way
I actually got John Christmas prezzie from an antique store yesterday.I got him this really cool brass bowl,that's a bowl with four elephants <his fav. animal...he has literally hundreds of elephant figurines> sort of holding the bowl up,and the bowl has a heavy glass bowl set deep into it. As I said before,VERY cool And got it for a pretty good price,too,for what it was : $13.50  So I'm happy.
I actually already got ALL of my Christmas shopping done...I got it done like 2 weeks ago. I'm now just going along and getting little 'extras' besides everyone's intial gifts. I'm a very giving person. I love to buy stuff for people MORE than I love to recieve presents. Yeah,I'm weird. I know.
Alright so anyways.
Hey guess what..............John and I went and looked at rings this morning!
John woke me up ealry by beating me over the head with the alarm clock..I had to get up early as I was supposed to be teaching today but they didn't have school. Anyways, so I was awake at freaking 6am when I didn't need to be,argh.
We ate brekkie,etc and as we had like 4 hours 'till he left for work () we went to the local Jewelry store in Dowtown Branson. Well, they really didn't have any rings I liked...so I'm designing my own!
Any thoughts?
Hey also guess what...?
My dad's buying some stuff for pie-making for me, and he's going to drop it off tonight so I can make THE BEST PUMPKIN PIES IN THE WORLD () in order for Turkey Lurkey Day tommorrow.
I'm spending Thanksgiving Day at my dad's...it'll be me,my dad,all my brothers,and a few of Dad's friends. Pretty typical,huh? John won't be there....unfortunealty he works... But he'll be getting paid double time! That's like $20/hour, which isn't bad AT ALL We'll be using the money to buy a deep-freeze (see last post).
I'm addicted to oatmeal w/ peanut butter mixed in. That's how I Got Back on John for beating me over the head with the alarm clock...I poured hot oatmeal down the back of his jeans......He didn't really realize I did till he sat down and 'Squished".
Hahaha,I'm so mean. (aww,I still love you,babe)
Eh,what else to say...?
Not much...
I know what I want for Christmas,Bob--Johhny Depp. He doesn't need to be gift-wrapped,it'll all be coming off later anyways. 
Okay, only kidding ^^^.
Have you ever sat in jello before? Yeah,NOT a nice feeling.Especially if the Jello is WARM.
Okay....that's all I have to say for today.
Till next time--
LOVE!
~Laura~
******EDIT******
I was bored and decided to put my last name, Dietz, through MSN Image-Search..and here's the first thing that came up....
And John's last name, run through the same thing, pulled up this:
..I need to get a life.
~Laura~ | | |
| 2 Days till Thanksgiving
10 More Work Days till I Get Laid ..Off ()
23 Days till Sam (My Littlest Brother)'s 8th Birthday
24 Days til My Mother is 50 Years Old
31 Days till Christmas
..wow.and:
38 Days Left of 2005
..and counting
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La-Dee-Da
I'm back--HAHAHA
oookay,sorry..WAYYYYYYYYYy too much caffeine today..
Let me start again...
HELLO!
Sorry I've not written in a loooooooooooooong time. But I've been ooper-dooper super busy!!! Sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
I'm still working at The Economy Plus Hotel ,but I am also working at The Classy Flea, where I worked earlier in the summer,one day a week.
Also Also I am working at Burger King, to pay bills,etc throughout the winter. My first day is Friday nite. I HATE working fast food,...I always come home smelling like grease. Yuck. SOO not 'sexy' (ahahaha) but I AM getting laid off in,like, 2 weeks and I DO need to pay my bills,take care of groceries,etc.
Anyways,working at BK'll be okay though--I'll be working evenings, from like 3pm (or) 4pm to like 10pm-11pm, so John can drop me off at my work on the way to his work, and pick me up from my work on the way home from HIS work. So it works out,yay
I'm the youngest one there,though, and it's almost ALL guys working there,which John is very 'nervous' about---when we pulled up in the parking lot, there were 3 or 4 guys sitting taking a ciggy break, and they ALL looked at me and started hooting and hollering at me when I got out of the car . So I dunno......
But no worries,John !!!!!!
uhm...what else?
I've the next 4 days off from Economy Plus Hotels....I usually have Tuesdays and Wednesdays off anyways,and then I have Thursday,Friday AND Saturday off for like a Thanksgiving Break-thing,so GOOD!
What's not good though, is I just got the news the other night....an old friend of the family died....she was in a car wreck. She drowned. Her four VERY young kids survived, but all are in a VERY CRITICAL POSTION. Pray (or whatever) for them,please,till they find a new home..
Okay,I'm getting depressed.News Bulletin:
1) Norm the Maintenance Man caught watching me do the laundry through the window at Work!!!!
2) Squishy had to leave The Economy Plus place for 3 weeks for a kidney infection. Get Well soon!
3)Argggggggggggggggh had to leave The Economy Plus for a sprained ankle, and she TOO will be out for 3 weeks. Nooooooooooo! Get better,or I'll have to take SERIOUS measures,for leaving me there with Super Bitch
4) Super Bitch 'happened to overhear" (yeah,RIGHT) a conversation between me and Norm,making fun of her and now she won't even look at us. That's a change for the better! HAHAHAHA
5) My dad is going in for a root canal tommorrow....I hope everything goes well for you!!! Send some of those painkillers my way..I need them Hmmmm..maybe I can slip some into Super Bitch's coffee in the Am...get her fired for Drug Abuse/Being Under The Influence of Drugs While On The Job....
6) My older brother,Andrew is looking for a new home in St. Louis ,Missouri. Happy hunting,bro.
Speaking of hunting...It's deer season! Dad's looking for a 7' deep-freeze freezer at his place of work for me and John....a Friend has promised us a deer and dad is raising a hog for us....and in our freezer/refridgerator unit you can barely fit a one-gallon tub of icecream in it,let alone two dead animals.
Ew,that sounded..carnal.
Hehe,I like it CARNAL.
I think I'm going to kill John though,if it's possible..
Okay, I got to go (literally).
PEACE and LOVE 'till next time ~
~Laura~
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7 Days till Thanksgiving
15 More Work Days till I Get Laid Off
28 Days till Sam <My little brother>'s 8th Birthday
29 Days till My Mother is 50 Years Old
37 Days Till Christmas
..wow.and:
43 Days Left of 2005
..and counting
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Hello Sailor!
Not much to say,bla bla bla.
Work has been very dull. Not done the Googly Eyes thing yet <see last post> as I am afraid of JOB TERMINATION only 2 weeks before I get laid off for Winter... So yeah,not a good idea. Not yet at least
I have made The Main Bitch (Bitch#1<also also see last post>) VERY mad. Again. The other day, as I was doing Laundry,she came in to go to the bathroom. She goes in like 15 times a day. She's probably incontinent,hahahaha.
ANYWAYS, Bitch#1 came in just as I was waiting for the Bleach-er Timer Light to go on on the washer, which tells me that I need to add the bleach and detergeant to the Washer. Bitch #1 was in the bathroom for a bit, and came out JUST as the Bleach-er Timer Light went ,and Carol--er,,uh..Bitch #1 threw a HUGE fit, saying that I had held the start button down, which speeds up the Washing Process...which I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! But noooooooo,Bitch #1 was adamant I had! 
So you know what I did? Next time I put a load of wash in,I got out my cellphone and VIDEOTAPED the WashTimer gonig from 'Start" to "Add Bleach" <which was,btw, 4 1/2 minutes..about how long Bitch#1 was in the 'Loo !Well,about..I don't know, I don't watch people in the bathroom,gross!> . Anyways,I did that and tried to show Bitch#1 the video but she,of course,refused.
She just said "I KNOW what I'm talking about!" and ,her nose in the air,walked out. Well,she TRIED to....She had her nose so high in the air she wasn't really paying attention to what she was doing...and walked RIGHT into the door frame. I sat and laughed for like 20 minutes straight. Now,whenever I see her, I go "Walk often?" "Watch out for the door!". She just glares at me,which is even funnier as she now has a HUGE red mark across her nose and forehead.And let me tell you, it is not at ALL flattering. HAHAHAHAHA
Also,something very funny happened at work today.
I brought in some fried chicken,which I call 'gibblets' just to annoy John....lots of things annoy John...dancing and saying the word 'gibblets' over and over....singing the Herman's Hermits song " I'm Henry the 8th I am I am" song over and over,singing "The Song that Never Ends" when he refuses to pick up the dirty socks from MY keyboard () ALL NIGHT LONG. literally.Ditto "I'm Henry the 8th I am I am" . It works. Oh yes,It works (watch the movie "Ghost" )...
Anyways,I brought in some fried chicken for lunch today at work. Well,I was standing there,looking at the chicken at Lunch-Time,sort of crest-fallen like, as they were STILL frozen <it was like 20F this morning...still is>.
Well,I was standing at the long table in the Laundry Room, and the way everything is set up, when you walk in the door, you can't see the long table,just the person standing next to it, excpet if you walk around the shelves that hold the clean linens and sheets and etc.
Well,as I was standing there, Norm the Maintennance Man walked in, and saw me,looking down. Only he couldn't see what I was looking down AT, so when he asked me what was wrong, and I said "My gibblets are frozen' he turned BRIGHT red and actually RAN from the room !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha,you know what HE was thinking !!! He STILL can't look me in the eyes
But yeah,yay! Fun week.
This weekend'll be fun,too.
Today is David's 6th Birthday( Happy Birthday, David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)but as he has school today,we celebrated last night. I baked hime a HUGE chocolate cake and we all went to my Dad's house for dinner--baked chicken,greenbeans,rolls,salad, and mashed potatoes-YUM!
BUUUUT--we're not really,really,REALLY celebrating his <David's> birthday 'till Saturday afternoon, so I'm going to 'have to' () leave "for a doctor's appoinment' early from work Saturday,at like 1030am (2 1/2 hours at work,HA!) ,go home,shower and change, then go to the party. It's at SkateWorld,the local roller-skating rink. I can't wait!
Et tu Brute?
Plans for the weekend?
My time is almost up on the computers,so more later.
Tata!
~Laura~ | | |
| I remember the first time I watched this movie...I almost pissed my self laughing
"I'm invincible!" "You're a loony"
Ah,memories.....
But anyways! Hello all! I am a back! No,no I mean I AM BACK, not I AM A BACK. Nor am I a backside,despite what others seem to think *grumblegrumble*
This past week has dragged on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on ..... Well,you get the basic idea.
But it's been WAY far from boring.Full of madness-ess as usual. There's these 2 RRALLY bitchy maids there that have worked there 4 and 8 years, and they are vERY full of themselves, and like to follow me around and spy on me so if I even make the LITTLEST mistake, they run to Tammi (boss/owner) to TATTLE on me. My class of 4-yr-olds are better behaved!
Well, a few days ago, I was doing the linens, and found a towel that,when held up to the light, turned purple because some one had abs. soaked it in Dissapearing Ink. Well, I went and asked Tammi about it, and she said just to throw the towels away. So I went back to the Laundry Room and did so. Well, just as I was in the middle of The Act, Bitch#1 walked in,and saw me. She,of course, got all snooty and asked me why I was throwning the towels away,so I told her, and that Tammi said it was okay. Well, Bitch#1 just sniffed and walked off. Well, perchance just after I had to run to the Front Office again, and gues what? Yeah, Bitch #1 was in there---TELLING on me !
Well, as I walked in, I head Tammi telling Bitch#1 that yes,she HAD told me it was okay to throw the towels away. Ca--er,Bitch#1 turned and gave me a REALY dirty look and actually STOMPED out. I just laughed.
She now is popping in the Laundry Room unexpectedly like,twice an hour and spying on me through the windows. I never am doing anything wrong, though (cough). One time, as she tried to spy on me through the curtains, I waved at her cheerily.
This morning she came in in a huff and vERY pissy because there was no caff. cofee left (yeah, like she needs CAFFEINE) ,and kept snapping at everyone. I just breathed in and out really loud while saying "AAAAAAAAAahhh--can't you just SMELL the menopause!" . The other maids cracked up, but when Bitch#1 whipped around to look at them, they all left very quickly. Now though, when we see her in the distance or happen to walk by her, we mutter under our breath "meeeeeeeeeeeeeenooopaussssssssse" in a really sing-songy type of way. Heh Heh Heh.
It's so fun to drive her crazy. It's been a hobby of mine, as of late. I think I'm going to go out and buy some googly eyes (you can get a package of, like, 100 for 69cents at the Dollar Store) and go in and glue them on her Maid Cart and all over the stuff on her maids' cart, so no matter what she does or were she goes, she'll see those googly eyes. That'll drive her NUTS. Damn funny, though I think I'll SuperGlue them on..they'll last longer that way
The damned bitch deserves it...miss High and Mighty ....PAIN IN THE ASS! She thinks she's like the Boss...One time I was doing laundry and she 'just happened" (ahaha) to be in there, folding linens with me. I was walking out to ask Tammi (boss/owner) something ,I can't even remember what it was now. Anyways,I was walking out when Bitch#1 said very rudely "What are you doing? Where do you think you're going?" I was like: "I need to go ask Tammi something.I think I need the Boss' opinions on this." "Well, just save time and ask me". "No, I need the Boss' opinion on this, and not a lowly housemaids'." and I walked out. She left me alone for the rest of the day after that..stupid bitch.................
But anyways, besides THAT (^^^^^^^^^^) the week was pretty fun. Two or so days ago,Norm ,the Maintenance <spellcheck> Guy had to help strip (rooms, at least), and he had to drop the sheets and towels and stuff in the Laundry Chute connected to the Laundry Room. Well, he was driving me absolutely BONKERS! He dropped empty cleaner containers, toilet paper, and even some bouncy balls! As soon as his balls (ooooh, VERY bad wording!!!) hit the metal of the laundry basket, they went EVERYWHERE. There were like 20,but I've only found 4---> 2 in the adjacent toilet, 1 behind the Company cd player (ACROSS THE ROOM!) and the one I caught in mid-air. So there's bouncy balls all OVER the place now. It's okay,I got Norm back..when he wass taking stock of the soap and stuff in the Laundry Room, I snuck up behind him and TP'ed him. he was wrapped up in the toilet paper like a mummy, head to foot But it 's cool-Norm's my buddy
So,er..what else?........
Oh, yeah! We got the Christmas Tree up! My very first fake tree! It'a like 6' tall ,and we made Fruit Loop Cereal and Popcorn garlands to go on it, and we HAD chocolate candy caneso n the tree, but they keep mysteriously disspapearing (cough,cough,cough.*wipes chocolate stains from mouth*cough,cough,cough.).
Anyways,the house is all festive-y now, and it's very nice. We keep the tree lit during the night...it's very cozy. I love Christmas. And not for the presents,no. I'm not like that. I actually used to give away my toys to the kids that couldn't afford it .....I've always been that way. Never really even played with Barbies or toys..I used to pretend I was an animal...
Wel, my time is up. I'll be back tommorrow probably.
PEACE!
~Laura~
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