A christian girl knocked on my front door to try and convert me.  I looked at her and thought... hmm she's sexy for god squad!  She asked me for my number so I thought I was in there.  So I went along to her church meeting to try and score with her, but ended up telling everyone that I had found my way as a born again Christian, (so that she would like me).

This is probably in my top 5 stupid things that I have ever done.

Now all the people at church have my number and think that I am now one of them.  This girl doesn't even go to my local church and has pissed off back to her church.  I'm in so deep now that I have no idea how to get out without really upsetting these people, who are genuinely nice I think.

I'm going to hell.  Pesky christians lured me in with a hot chick and how was I supposed to know about this no sex before marriage nonsense.  Apparently getting drunk is frowned upon too.  Not for me!

Damn I need a drink and a shag.