Hannah, I will never forget the very first time I met you,
I said "Hi, I'm Cristian"... and you said "Oh, me tooo"
We laughed-out-loud, and you yelled "HALAAARIOUS",
I will never forget the face you made cause you were dead serious.
Now you're away, far far away,
Waiting for Hannah the banana, counting day by day.




Joannah, for some reason the word purple comes to mind,
For dat and many other reasons, I think you are one-of-a-kind.
I'll remember the first birthday we did for you,
Who can forget sargeant-stroker and the penis-mints too.
You were disgusted, but you smiled when you ate em'
Sad to say, but I think I ate one too back then.
All good times are no more as you're up in norcal,
But don't be sad, instead of hangin' out with me, you can kick-it with cow.
Missing you down here is wat I do,
You're the number one Hoe-annah, so do what it do!



Daphne, eventho you didn't actually lived in T-building,
But T-building would not have been wat it was without you comin-in'.
The following year at costa was also coo,
Where you hanged out with us, and cooked us food too.
Since then you've become a certified cook,
I'm sure you food is so good, it'll have anybody shook.
And now I hear that you wanna become a bartender,
I say go for it and try it out before you give up and surrender.



syLvie, one single word describes you: pimpstress!
When you drink, you get so crazy dat you hair becomes a mess.
You're the pervert of the bunch,
Grande negro is wat you prefer for lunch!
HAHAHHAH, just messin with you syLvie,
If I talk anymore smack, you're gonna come kill me.
Do you remember the day I fell, and the cuts I took,
Cuz I definitely remember you patching up my foot.
Well, now you're takin' off to SF in a few days,
Hope you enjoy working in the city of gays.
Without you down here, life will be more calm and boring,
Min-sok will be quite, DJs will be empty, and I'll be at home snoring.



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Girls, good luck with everything,
When you make that cash, make sure to send me some bling bling.
One of these days I'll see you guys again,
Once a friend always a friend, from the beginning til' the end.