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| - Across the Universe Okay, so this is a better story told by Kristi, whatwith the story being about her daughter but still...(keep in mind she's in 2nd grade) I don't know Kristi's kid's name...so we'll name her Omar for the purpose of this story...
Teacher(to Kristi's daughter, (infront of the whole class) who is now singing very loud during quiet reading): "Omar, you are being distruptive to the rest of the class"
Omar(to the teacher, and probably the rest of the class): "Excuse me, but God put a song in my heart, and I just had to sing it to get it out"
Teacher: "...sorry to disrupt you."
Flat out, the cutest story I've ever heard | | |
| - I'm still hurting I'm starting to loathe going to class, the one day this week I actually planned on going to my Small Group Communication Class...NO ONE FROM MY FUCKING GROUP SHOWS UP! But I guess that's sweet justice, seeing as how I never go...
On a plus note, it's spring and I want to mate with everyone! It's almost becoming scary. It's not that I'm lowering my standards(They still need to be able to breath without the aid of a machine, and they need to be not a woman) but that I'm starting not to care so much. I'm even considering lowering my standards to just that first prerequsite...
So...does anyone want Andrew sex? | | |
| Hey all, I'm back from Idaho.
Had a great time, and learned that every state between here and Idaho(and even Idaho, for the most part) sucks....this is what was said as a staple of each state:
South Dakota: "Let's chuck the wagon"
Wyoming: (about a lazy eyed man in a gas station) "The best Wyoming has to offer"
Montana: "I titty fucked your yetti wife"
Idaho: "..."(it was Idaho, nothing could be said that we wanted to write down)
That's all I got. | | |
| - Man of La Mancha Hello Everyone,
I'm completing one last(possibly) Xanga entry, before the trip. But when one takes a large road-trip they kinda have to ask theirself if they're going to die en route. Let me say, I seriously hope I don't die...but if I do, I feel as though I've touched* you all in such a way where I can leave you all and know that it can't get better then what we all had.
But actually now, see you all in a week!
"Idaho or Bust, baby!"
*if you take this in the sexual tense, then I've 'touched' roughly 1/4 of Mankato. | | |
| This is an entry meant for those who watch gay porn:
I fucking want to beak Sean Cody's head in whenever I see him involved in his own porn...Yeah, that's all i got for an entry. | | |
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