Halloween Special: Samples from "Andrew Warner Sings the History of Magic"On the first day of Halloween a wizard gave to me: A scar that is shaped like lightning. On the second day of Halloween a wizard gave to me: Two buried parents, And a scar that is shaped like lightning. On the third day of Halloween a wizard gave to me: Three angry relatives, Two buried parents, And a scar that is shaped like lightning. On the fourth day of Halloween a wizard gave to me: Four colored houses, Three angry relatives, Two buried parents, And a scar that is shaped like lightning. On the fifth day of Halloween a wizard gave to me: Five snogging teens! Four colored houses, Three angry relatives, Two buried parents, And a scar that is shaped like lightning. On the sixth day of Halloween a wizard gave to me: Six boring classes… … Can you feel the angst tonight? No one understands… I’m all alone, and everyone hates me. I’ve lost all my friends. Can you feel the angst tonight? I saw Cedric die… I totally should be fighting Voldemort, I killed my godfather when I tried. … Somewhere out there, beneath that pale moonlight, Grindelwald’s thinking of me, And I still have his thong… … She’s a super freak, super freak! Reads papers up-side-down. She’s a very creepy girl, She paints her friends up on her ceiling. When she’s bored she says her thoughts out loud, I think her eyes are… green? … Show me the meaning of being lonely. So many words for the lonely Snape, It’s hard to be so cold and heartless, We were good friends, I got really angry and then… I walk the chilly Hogwarts halls, Annoying children, I’m feeling colder. Our memories are hotter, but… You look like Harry Potter! Show me the meaning of being lonely, Is this the feeling, I’ll always deal with? Tell me why you married that guy with the glasses! I wish he wasn’t in my… classes… HAPPY HALLOWEEN! And don’t forget to come up with your own songs for Andrew’s Christmas release! | 
