Why girl-friends are better than boyfriends:

1.     You don’t always have to feel self-conscious around friends

2.     Its ok to pig out on lots of brownies with friends

3.     Girl-friends understand the need of chocolate

4.     You can bitch about your period

5.     You and your girl-friends find it funny when you’re together so much that you all have your periods at the same time

6.     You and your girl-friends also find humor in routing each other on as you all have your periods at the same time and only have one portopotty between all of you

7.     You don’t have to feel the need to impress your girl-friends

8.     Your girl-friends understand the importance behind a nice pair of sweatpants and a hoodie

9.     You can go to the mall with your girl-friends and actually shop

10. A sleepover with girl-friends doesn’t involve playing halo and grand theft auto all night long

11. Girl-friends don’t have d&d parties

12. You can cry with your girl-friends over a nice ‘chick’ flip

13. When playing volleyball girl-friends don’t feel the need to kick the ball and decide to switch games in the middle of playing

14. You don’t have to watch your girl-friends scratch themselves every two seconds

15. You usually don’t have to listen to your girl-friends talk about their masturbation habits

16. You don’t have to listen to your girl-friends talk about tits

17. You can bitch about boys with your girl-friends

Anyone got anything to add- leave some!!

Things Not to do at a Nude Beach

1. Don’t bend over without watching your back
2. If there is an eel in the water, don’t grab it
3. Don’t forget to put suntan lotion on vital areas
4. Make sure the Tampon String is not visible, in fact don't go during your period
5. Don't ask any one for a pen, because if they have one you don't want to know where they are keeping it
6. Don't go swimming if there are a lot of hungry fish with teeth swimming around the shore
7. Don't go swimming in the winter and expect to have dignity when you go in the water
8. Don't stick any body parts in a crabs claw
9. Don't forget if a person comes up to you and asks if you would put some suntan lotion on them ask "where" before accepting (especially if they are the same sex)
10. Don't use bengay as suntan lotion on sensitive spots
11. Don't forget to wipe fully
12. Don't hang a flag on your penis/tits and dance around
13. Never put a french fri sticking out of your butt and call the seagulls
14. Don't forget to put your clothes on when getting in the car
15. Don't go if your over 50
16. DON'T GO with your parents
17. If you fall asleep make sure you took your birth-control pills or you’re wearing a condom
18. Don't go out too far in the water, because if you get sucked out to sea, it will be embarrassing when some ship picks you up
19. Don’t go if your afraid of sausages
20. Don't look at a man and suddenly start laughing
21. If there is a girl you want to talk to don't refer to her as flatty.

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