Welcome to “EMO” land where life is one big sad party
Being on time is way to normal so you must be tardy
When you live such a sad crappy life where you gonna go?
Oh yes of course, your gonna go to the emo show?
Now when at the show don’t forget to bring extra money
Cause you never know when you’ll need some cool shirt with random pictures to get all the honeys
With your tight tight jeans that leave no hope for procreating
And your dike like haircut that’s in need of a good bathing
Now we can’t forget the fact that you smoke or cut yourself by chance
And you look like a windmill on crack when you dance
Those who take offense to this and think I’m awfully rude and mean
You may want to kick my ass because your oh so “scene”
Well you can just kiss it
Because 99% of you are all just hypocrites
“Woe is me I think I shall just go sit in my little dark corner and pout”
“If I don’t hurt myself the only thing left is to blow my brains out”
By doing this some of you may be doing the world a favor
But if most of you just got over your vain selves you’d eventually regret the thought later
And don’t you all look just so darn cute with all the pics of yourself on your web page
Sorry to burst your bubble but your pics aren’t that great and the camera adds 10 lbs. anyways
Oh now I get it, you all wear oversized sunglasses to make your faces look skinnier
Well just to let you know grandma wants her glasses back cause they don’t make you look prettier
Good-bye to the days of Hollister and Abercrombie, which gave the nation a little class
And lets all say hello to second hand clothes that smell like smoke and ass
I know all about this “emo sex” thing and if I’m ever asked to watch, No thanks I’ll pass
But if you were an Emo guy you’d probably say “What we’re not gay we just like to take it up the ass”
Many an emo guy has put being in a band to shame
This is true because of the two-cent piece of crap music and of course the dumb band names
Blanket on a chair of gold, paper airplane with out a fold
Her name on my Light Bright, Hello and good night Mike
I know four year olds that could come up with better crap then this
I can’t wait to see the effort you put into naming your kids
You think you’re all so unique, well take a look around
Save yourselves from the embarrassment you clowns
If you didn’t notice many laugh and talk about you behind your backs
And realize that besides crack, EMO is also whack
I'm sorry but i could not hold my silence any longerm, GET A CLUE !
Brinkley |