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.:. Gavin DeGraw .:. "Chariot" (Stripped-Down Acoustic Vers.) .:.

Okay.... these damn "Guess this Actress, Win an iPod" ads are getting stupider & stupider.....

I stole this picture off of MySpace's when I logged in and had to share it.....



Name this actress.... the choices are...

• Angelina Jolie
• Fionna Apple
• Lindsay Lohan
• Brittney Spears

For one, they misspelled FIONA Apple and BRITNEY Spears..... the jury is still out on whether it's "Lindsey" Lohan or "Lindsay" as aforementioned.... (but it's not like anybody even remembers Fiona Apple anyway, right?)

And second of all, those who are somewhat hip recognize the actress as MILA KUNIS, the hot, young Russian-American actress who plays the voice of teenage daughter Meg Griffin from 'Family Guy' but probably more recognized to most of y'all as the dim-witted hottie from 'That 70s Show' who's bangin Ashton Kutcher's even more dim-witted character... lucky punk..... (.:.angrily shakes fist in air.:. "Tomas-s-s-s-s-s-s!!!!")

My take on this debacle is that these admakers are actually Indonesian sweatshop children shackled to the wall by one hand and shackled to an Apple G4 Powerbook with the other... and they just try to put in names that are generally recognizable by the American public..... thinking we're all damned fools.... or F.O.B.s who work at the Swap Meet selling butterfly knives, "DRAGOON Ball" toys like the "Super-SEIYAAN" known as "VEGETABLES", car stereo systems, knock-off clothing from "BOLD Navy",  porcelain Asian trinkets, girls' hair accessories, as well as women's brassieres out of the back of a beat-up, cobalt-blue with rust trim Ford Econoline van under the shade of a big blue tarp strapped down to aluminum poles with barbell weights hanging from them....

(But at least your not the fool with a "Bold Navy" Sweatshirt in your closet... ah, shaddap...)



Hope this has brightened your day.



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