so cha has something to read haha hello xangaians... friday the 15th of september was literally the craziest and drunkest night of my life. i can't believe how drunk i got. i don't remember 3/4 of the night! i would like to thank carl, jerille, and april for helping me out.. also steph and maynard for taking me home. i didn't eat most of that day i guess. we drank in the car as ususal before we went in the club so i was already buzzed. got in took a patron shot and a jeger and red bull. steph later bought me a jeger shot and a drink then after that i dont remember. probably taking sips off everyone's drink. i was dunzo! i don't even know where i was half the time. i know wen i get drunk i like to walk around but i was gone for so long meeting random as people. i heard i madeout with richmond's friend (at least he said he enjoyed it haha) i dont remember. my friend said i madeout with this other guy, but hes my homie, i hope thats not true. YIKES IM SUCH A DRUNK SLUT hahahahaha heres some pics patron!
roses maloses, la-y, gelly face, me, ate, apie ap
thumper, johnson, me stunner shades and grillz? the homie... please dont let it be true... hahaha nooo... hes the homeboy oh well thank goodness i dont remember
girls and chris
me, pail aka hoe cakes aka jill, christina, kristna
boogie aka loyd.. got the munchies hahaha i wear my stunner glasses at night! i think im passed out hahahaha
im not passed out.. im actually just resting hahahahaha oh crap i dont remember any of the pictures after the girls picture. wow what a night. im trying not to drink this weekend. im on detox... soo i was gone for two weeks becuz i went to florida and from there took a cruise to the cayman islands then jamaica with sheila and her family. holy crap it was the most drama filled week i ever had. i seriously wanted to cry and go home sooooo bad by the first couple of days on the cruise. Sheila's mom and sister were fighting, people were pissy, sheila was sick, everything was going wrong. im glad jamie and paul were on the vacation or else i would have gone crazy! jamie is so funny! shes like such a valley white girl u cant help but laugh at anything she says. well here's some pics...
bub's new hair do
win a real lobster
arrrrr!
me, paul, and jamie at some little bar in ft. lauderdale
me n mops
elevator back to the room... a little wasted
trying to do the booty dance at 4am haha coming from a pizza place.. which was the best pizza i have ever had but i threw it up at 6am. it was heavy. so me and jamie were getting pizza and there was a bunch of doods and us. this guy with a jerry curl and the thickest eye brows was like dont eat the spinach because of the ecoli!! then walked away.. me and jamie were like what the fuck? he came back and he stuck his head between me and jamie and he said to me if her pants can talk it would start cussing or something like that.. refering to jamie's pants.. and i said if your breath can talk it would say u need a breath mint! haha some gay guys in the back gave me a high 5 and said you go girl! haha so we walked out and was walking to the hotel and theres that guy again. he was yelling, im following the girl with the white pants!! and we kept walking then he yells out.. u think ur sexy, u have a stain on your pants!!! hahaha and jamie whispers to me is there anything on my pants, i said no.. i mean it was 4 in the morning its pretty dark. she said he is trying to tom foolery me. haha TOM FOOLERY? i dunno and we get to the sliding doors of the hotel. me and mops are walking behind jamie and she said, "u guys," turning around, "i do have a stain, he was right!" it was pizza sauce on her leg. me and mops start dying of laughter and were rolling on the ground. we were basically telling this whole story to each other ten times in the room. hahaha oh man....
went to miami ink
yoji at work
ami!
MIAMI
me n moppoleon. CHEERS MON!
drunkest guy on the boat CHARLES... he was famous, everyone knew him on the boat.. he bought me paul and jamie drinks.. double grey goose on the rocks please!
fanny packs are totally in hahaha
ill quit smoking after this pack hahaha
peace up. A-town down
jamie, mops, paul and me.... in margaritaville in cayman islands capt morgan
scuba steve
big black dick........ RUM
dunn's river, mon 
bob marley statue... no problem, mon
my taxi driver in jamaica.. mr. riley
my bartender in jamaica.. cool guy.. he was always checking up on me cuz i was by myself. He asked me if i smoked and i said no.. what do you mean? he said the ganja.. im like oh no i have never done that before. he said ill smoke you out for your first time in jamaica.. we were laughin and i said nehh... i kept dominic in mind.. damn u we should have had clause saying if u go to amsterdam or jamaica u can hahahaha but its ok.. everyone on the boat brought some on board. it smelled like weed in the halls of the rooms.. i got a contact high hahaha jk
my two red stripes and the boat
ocho rios, jamaica, mon
cool runnings haha
last night on the cruise... was pretty buzzed thanks to this guy.. bought us drinks.. mapples dood.. eeeks
adam miller... sooo guapo! he's a marine, his birthday is march 11th.. he's going back to school to major in education.. and thats all i remember haha we were talking for so long that his friend said.. arent u guys gonna dance.. and he was like oh yea, do u wanna dance.. i said sure. we danced til the end which was for 15mins. wow so cute! DAMN!! oh well.. ill see u again some day
poppin a wheely at the airport! and thats the end...im sooooooo glad im home! i missed everybody especially my mother since i havent seen her for three weeks! when i hugged my parents i teared either cuz i missed them so much or the trip was sooo over whelming. highlights of the trip: jamie's dumb stories, paul dancing, jamaica, and Adam! haha like jamie said.. never go on friend's family trip.. well i guess just them...guess ill take a nap now. im hungry.. i hope i dont drink this weekend... ok bye xangaians... til next time.. like in a couple more months. hope this is interesting to read CHA! haha by the way.. u've keeping ur pinky promise right!?? ooooo tawnalynne told me.... hhaha jk.. i tom foolery u! |