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Thursday, October 19, 2006

  • Thanksgiving humor:

    Susan:  My sister is going to make a Tofurkey for Thanksgiving.

    Me:  What's that and Why?

    Susan:  It's Tofu shapped like a Turkey, and she's making it b/c one of the girl-friends is a vegetarian...

    I'm going to have to google Tofurkey

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

  • Funny Quotes (Here ya go Abby)!

    Conversation between my Roommate and I

    Me:  Matt, you're a guy...Why do guys do what they do and act the way they act?

    Matt:  Because we don't think.

    I thought that was pretty good

    Conversation between me and the wild life rehabber:

    Me:  I can't find Mr. Right...All I find are the Mr. Right-Now's

    Rehabber:  Honey, you don't need any one night stands.  Ya know, I've been married 47 years, and if I had it all to do over again, I'd party ever night, drink lots of beer, screw every guy I could, and smoke pot!

    Not THAT is funny!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

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