So i was on the computer finishing up my final problems to my chemistry homework when my mom yells my name and sends my dad scampering in the computer room containing the above comic ripped out of the local newspaper after reading i 'giggled' () then continued on my homework only realizing how true the comic really was...

So school is owning me as it's the first day back and i already had multiple hours of homework, but thats not suprising considering all my courses are duel enrolled (even television productions )

I apologize for my lack of updation as my life has been occupied with work/ holiday activities and is soon to be ate up by school and even more work () but thats okay because soon i will have lots of moneys and can buy cool ray-bans from the 90's and look like this  or maybe not...

Katlin "Cranium" Cravatta

CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS!

Name: Brendan Gleeson

Notable Roles: Braveheart, Gangs of New York, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Troy

Last Seen: Substitute Teaching in Mrs. Gallian Classes, wearing plaid shirt and highwater khaki pants

No Lie.  Monica Moore, Joe Johnson, All other kids who read my xanga and have Mrs. Gallian, this is him, I swear.

At Tgi Friday's on thursday night we had a FLHP (Florida Highway Patrol or is it FLP?, screw acronyms) anyway this cop came in and he looked exactly like the short shorts cop from reno 911 except he had pants and one of our servers told him and i must say he was pretty flattered....that was celebrity sighting number 2...

At the top of the xanga page where they have the clicky things they had one that said shoot down the airplane and win some random prize, i was very intrigued as the fat white bald men of washington aka Senators allow this happen, instead they should be crowding our mind with american propaganda, like having all high school students watch a video that has popular actors read parts of the american constitution (oh wait, they did!).  All i'm saying is that pop up ads that promote gunning down airplanes or smushing bugs should be deemed unconstitutional.

The End.

So this not-so new xanga updating thing is really taking a toll on me, i had something in my mind to write about but i navigate to this main entry page and im totally overwhelmed by this giant white space.  I mean what do i write in this space? Do i fill it with my deepest thoughts or do i ramble on? I choose the latter ...

Katlin's Resons for Rambling On

1) If i choose to ramble on i could have an excuse for talking about random things, i wouldnt have to think about nifty transitions

2) If i choose to ramble on i can just talk about superficial things that no one truly cares about, like how i like learning about Psychology and how my brain stores things, and how i found an educational video from the 1970's that was actually good.*

3) If i choose to ramble on then people wont comment me with remarks pertaining to "You should comment, blah blah, More Complaining"

I hope three is enough to generate an adequate list.....

Sorry Mrs. Czupryk for my improper use of commas, wheres my Commas packet when i need it!

Kat

"Not Al Capone, Al CaPWN!"

*Mr. Rob i did the work for you, in my most humble opinion that is the greatest quote from the passage.  Oh and im hoping for an award, :slips money filled envelope:

So normally i don't update unless something happens that leaves me with a lasting impression, and that happened today . . .

So to accurately tell the story i should back up to mid-last week:

I was driving home and they are doing construction on 77 and there was a sign that read : Caution Rough Road Ahead:, I saw it and kind of chuckled and thought it was funny and thought to myself I wish there was a sign like that in real life, before you encounter something difficult you had a cute little flashing sign and you could prepare ahead and coast through your 'difficulty' with ease.  So thursday and friday went by and now the weekend is passing and it has definetly been one of the more stressful times i can remember, i've been swamped with work and school (yea, loads of homework this early, darn AP ) and i've just become stressed and overcome with this intense fatigue from 18-20 hour days chock'full of homework and work.  So tonight i was driving home from and i was pondering over all of the stuff i had to do tonight and this upcoming week and I looked up and saw the cute little flashing sign :Caution, Rough Road Ahead: and I laughed and realized of how stubborn I had been that there had been a giant flashing sign telling me what was going to happen this week and i just coasted by it without second guessing.  It kind of reminded me of Bruce Almighty where the homeless guy has the signs that warn of what's going to happen next but 'Bruce' just continues his own stubborn way...

So hopefully i will take heed of the advice and get through this week and handle the pressure with much more grace and ease.  It's just that im the kind of person who likes to be in control and does not like change, and I encounter this immense change that doesnt put me in control so I freak out 

Heres to hoping it wont be another 3 months till i update! :raises glass:

-Katlin

So it's been quite a while since i have updated on this ole' thing, but something "xanga-worthy" occured today so i knew i just had to post. I just had to ...

So i get a call today from a telemarketer today and we go through the normal is Juanald Caravadda availiable and i inform them that Ronald Cravatta is not available so they then follow up asking if his spouse is available in which i smartly replied "no he's not" hinting of some sort of homoness in which i get no response and the telemarketer then politely ends the conversation, however today i did this little shananigan and the telemarketer asked again "No, is His spouse available" and i reply "i already said he's not Garry is at the store!!!!" i then heard a mumble and a gasp of shock followed by the click of a hanging up phone. I then laughed until snot came out of my nose so i hustled into the bathroom to clear that up.  It was one of the funniest things that happened in quite a while ...

Other than that summers been going good hanging out with friends even my second string , trying to get a job so i can get a car kinda deal

-Kat

*and for all of thoose who just come by this and read this and are all like "OMG he has two fathers!" i don't. I have two mothers....... JUST KIDDING, i have the generic 1960's american family with a mother and a father