| Crack is deliciousSo at what point in time does stretching and toy games go too far? I find it really creepy when a girl is wide enough that she can double as a muppet due to whatever her previous boyfriend has done to her. How do you let it get to that point? And who exactly finds that fun? Hey baby..lets have sex, and at some point in time during I want to put my entire fist and part of my forearm into you. I mean, there are alot more amateur videos as well with this sort of thing, are you trying to prep your wife or gf for childbirth or has our culture gotten so bored a person would rather stick their fist into the person they love than fuck em.
Ahahaha PaPa Jacob
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| I realizeI realize...I'm rather pleased when people say my name properly even if they think they're saying it wrong. Lance-lot, not Lance-a-lot, I don't know why so many people find it difficult. Even the ones who aren't trying to make a half assed joke pronounce it that way. In other news, moving out in a month..woo |
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| I realize that a lot of my friends are afraid that any given moment I might snap and murder them. Yes, I do have the potential for it, but friendship is based on trust. Trust that I can control my urges while you are about long enough to leave my company relatively unharmed. Yes, I am somewhat strong for someone of my size. Yes I am able to at least do basic martial arts I think my skill is greatly overated by many of you. Yes, I seem to have an inhuman pain tolerance. But it is all overpowered by my friendship for you. I have never hurt any of you seriously and the few of you that have been stabbed they were superficial wounds at best. So, stop living these lives of fear, don't ignore me simply because you think if I'm about something bad will happen. As you all know I can be a perfectly pleasant loving person. I care for you all....except Riva. Riva has a high possibility of being killed.
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| Heath Ledger was punished by god for his horrible butchering of the Joker. There, I said it. |
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