So I'll be spending Christmas 10,000 metres above sea level.
Maybe there's a chance I'll miss you guys. Pfft! Who am I kidding?
Oh, I hope the captain says something witty like "Good morning, this is your captain speaking. Merry Christmas. My gift for you today is not spiraling down to earth at maximum velocity."
"Okay, now test the engine...wait, NO!"
So I'll see you all next year. I'll be bringing my laptop, and if you wish, see whatsup by e-mail, and I'll try to get back to you asap.
Now, I'm out like a puff
(updated from portal)
How I spent my Christmas:
2 hours waiting with sobbing couples faithfully departing at the gate.
1 hour of mindlesslly swirling within thick New York clouds.
2 hours of in-flight movies, accompanied by honey roasted snacks.
2 hours in Arkansas was rootin' tootin' fun.
3 hours in California proved to be "hella" cool.
6 hours in Vancouver pleased my crustachean craving.
3 hours in Hawaii for some sun.
5 hours in Japan was Super-A-OK.
18 hours in Hong Kong was just the start of things to come.
Beauty is everywhere, you just have to find it. | 
