| | Another One Bites the Dust (again).
Another day, another casualty at war. Poor John, over at WuWu thinks he
can fire a shot without being unscathed. I PITY DA FOO! Thanks, Mr.T.
So lets take a quick look at what Wu (mind if I start calling you that
now?) has come up with this time.

iSwallow--it sounds like an Apple Fast-food joint.
Oh, wow! Is this a new trendy Apple ad campaign for Milk? (Remember
kids, it does a body good!) If you were that interested, you should've
asked for more pics of me--I'd of gladly obliged--although I don't want
to think about what you'd use them for (which may explain your long
hours spent in the bathroom.) Hrmm.
think different. Because your ideas simply suck.
If it wasn't an ad campaign, then I'm afraid you've succumb to the level of your friend, Kim. "Oh, I'll get 'em this time! I'll draw white stains on his mouth signifying ejaculatory fluids on his face! I'm a genius!" as he rubs his hands maniacally. Sorry, you failed.
Honestly, you think you've got me there, bud? I could've tossed an
uncapped bottle of White-Out into the air and composed a better art
peice than that; although I don't even consider that remotely art.
Now for some real art, beaches:
The secret life of The Wu's in a nutshell
(I should really be more productive at work, instead of drawing during company time.)

Wow, I hear Chinese massage parlors do it for a mere fifteen bucks. You sure are desparate.

After a hard days work, one does need rest.
In a time most fragile, a pin drop could shatter the silence. There is
a war going on at Xanga, consiting of some mediocre posters and writers.
Although many lack the proper tactics and/or intellectual capacity to carry forth, they still
blindly go through it. Much wasted effort on their part, really.
Their actions are futile. As the firestarter, many have attempted, all
have failed. An instigator for this war, I say keep it coming. You ain't got shiet on me.
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| | Posted 7/26/2005 11:06 AM - 162 comments
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