| | Why Bluetooth headsets will get you killed, and why you should be killed for wearing them.
Some say you look sleek and chic. Others say to you "Hey, the Star Wars
convention is that way." I say you guys look like you came straight out
of Star Trek. "Beam me up, Scotty!" I find these Bluetooth headsets to
be a fashion faux-pas. Listen, you're not that important to begin with,
so why the hell do you need a blinking headset? Trying to impress the
ladies? Because I can tell you right now, they're not digging it.
Here's why.
"Dude, she was soooo wet. Hur! hur! hur!"
Sure, this typical "busy" business man is probably in the middle of a
contractual agreement with a head CEO. Innocent enough, right? WRONG!
Aren't you paying attention?
But what happens when things go awry?
Dramatization
Just a casual talk with the ol' chap.
But when you're oblivious to your surroundings...
...things happen.
Don't let Bluetooth violence happen to
you. Only you can prevent this atrocity from carrying any further. Warn
a brother, tell a co-worker, post it on your Xangay. Do your part--your fellow man will thank you for it.
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| | Posted 11/3/2005 4:06 PM - 136 comments
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Take care and byes!
