| | Rupaul had no shame and neither do I.
Oh, you sick, sick individuals out there. Humanity never ceases to
astound me. As many of my long time readers have noticed, my profile
picture wasn't what it used to be. It was a little more...feminine.
Well, that's because it was a picture of a girl! (1+1=2). I want to
thank my cool Bee for allowing me to use her photo. It was for the love of
research!
Now why did I do this? To show just how shallow men are. "What? Dude,
you're blowing our cover!" Too bad. The picture was posted for
precisely one month. During that month, I published posts as I would
normally. The only significant difference was the amount of comments I
had received from the male demographics. Of course, that's something to
be left to your imagination--is it because they saw a female, or was it
simply a fluke? Perhaps the following email solves all that:
 SO sessy. Right.
1) from:******@yahoo.com
to: cakalusaATyahooDOTcom
subject: xanga question
i was reading that you were wnating to be a pornstar and i was
wondering if i could have some nude photos of you to see what kind of
pornstar you would be. you are very sexy and i would probably enjoy the
pictures.
2) hey e-mail me at
benclassof2008@aim.com , rascal2006@hotmail.com , and
codji2006@yahoo.com i want to see a good pic of u if u no wut i mean
Cakalusa says: For
some great fun, e-mail this sucker a few pics of "you know what"--gross
pics, naked fat chicks, vomiting--"if you know what I mean."
Case closed.
As for the rest of you males, the jokes on you! You've been hitting on
a guy all this time. Now, I can go run around your neighborhood and
legitimately label you all homosexuals*. Expect an Asian coming to your
front door and slapping a big yellow post-it note with "homosexual" in
big bold lettering. Now get off my site, you
bastards.
As for the now lesbian women who hit on me, keep coming by.
Come on now, did you really think a female could possibly write this well? (expect hate mail soon. Oh, how I missed those)
*(note: not intended to offend homosexuals--I happen to have a decent
readership from them. Keep on reachin' for the rainbow, guys.)
Subscription list as of 4:31pm  My current subscriber list as of 5:02pm
It's safe to say that I've lost a majority of male subscribers.
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| | Posted 1/19/2006 4:28 PM - 201 comments
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