Valentines Day provides a valid reason to order the girlfriend to go down on you. That's all.
Alone
this excuse of a "holiday?" Good, you've made the right choice. You're
not the only one. I don't believe in this "Hallmark Holiday," and won't
for the next 20 years. Since you and I are probably looking at pr0n
to replace what should be there--(a girl/guy) cooking you a steak
whilst giving a massage at the same time (multi-task, baby!), what
better way to spend it then with your friendly neighborhood Xangan?
Valentines Day is just Halloween wrapped with "love"--candy sales are booming!
Now commence the whining!
Welcome to Cakalusa's Valentine Hate Shack™. Have
an ex that you
want to lay out on the carpet with a few swift roundhouse kicks or stab
a few times in the eyes and eardrums for breaking your heart and
stomping on it? Maybe you know somebody that used a friend of yours.
Take a
little bit of revenge by nominating them to the deep dark dungeons of
"Cakalusa's Valentines Hate Shack Hall of Shame." Tell us who they are (no last names, unless you really dislike them), what they did, and how it made you feel in the comments section.
That's the spirit!
Remember, The Hall of Shame isn't just reserved
for Valentine's Day, shame lasts year 'round! So bring out the worst
and lay it all out on the table for us. I'll select the top three
nominees to be stored away into the fiery pits of "Cakalusa's
Valentines Hate Shack Hall of Shame.(a future post)"