| | Bi-Curious George: Hollywood Has Done It Again.
First they take all of Eastern Asian's top-quality films and butcher them, rendering them half of what they were supposed to be. Here's a hint for you guys out there: STOP DUBBING!
As
for our furry friend, George being put onto the silverscreen, who
thought it would be cute and make this an anime-eqsue animated film?
Look at the zookeeper for gods sake, his chin is pointy enough to be
considered a deadly weapon, and a nose that rivals a samurai katana
blade. Keep the original art-scheme. Not only is it more interesting,
it's actually a term you Hollywood producers aren't too familiar with:
original.
It's
bad enough the idea is a total toilet paper, ripe for wiping, what type
of monkey is this? If I didn't know any better, I'd categorize him as a
mutated ape. Why?
One, he has no tail. Two, he doesn't have black fur. Three, he walks on his hind legs.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's a model character
for our "educated" children to learn from. Lets toss out our science
textbooks while we watch this film as well. "Mommy, why is that monkey
'choking that other monkey from behind?"
"Close your eyes, dear."
Next
on the hit-list of this flytrap of a mess is the soundtrack. Since when
was a soundtrack done solely by a single artist? DING DING DING! Here
comes the overrated truck--award goes to Mr. Jack-O-verrated Johnson!
Mr. Johnson, what do you have to say? "I want to thank all you idiots
for actually supporting my sleep-inducing music. THANKS!"
 Suckers actually like me!
Well,
there you have it folks. The man has spoken. Curious George makes
another folly at your wallets expense, thanks to Hollywood. KEEP UP THE
GOOD WORK, GUYS!
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| | Posted 2/20/2006 4:00 PM - 149 comments
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